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#1 Postby Gym hater » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:47 am

Like Ali G once asked some vegans:

If someone gave you a chicken, and told you that if you didn't eat it he would kill another chicken, would you eat the chicken?

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#2 Postby jonathan » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:50 am

that is a silly question for a start.

i cant think when it would ever crop up in normal life.

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#3 Postby Gym hater » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:36 am

I know it is silly, but what if.............

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#4 Postby Sknydpr » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:15 pm

I'd have him arrested for harassment, if nothing else. Extortion would probably apply as well.

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#5 Postby Gym hater » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:19 pm

that would still get that second chicken killed:(

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#6 Postby ISETFIRE » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:37 pm

hey, you know what?!


Whenever something like this happens, I put on a black costume with white wings on it! Then I'd beat the hell out of the guy (especially when it's AliG) til he's knocked out lying on the floor. Then I'd take those chicken, wait for the press to take a picture of me, and then i'd fly away!!!
But that's just what I would do...

And on the frontpage of the next day's newspaper you'd see the following picture*:

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*= think 2 chicken instead of a lamb
-tomorrow come today-

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#7 Postby ISETFIRE » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:39 pm

Was my answer satisfactory to you? :wink:


btw do I get "post of the month"-honours for that?!
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#8 Postby jonathan » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:13 pm

bravo! you have my vote! 8)

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#9 Postby CollegeB » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:49 pm

I've never seen an ali G show but from what i have found of him on the internet makes me believe i'd be very annoyed if he came near me.

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#10 Postby compassionategirl » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:17 pm

:shock: Who's ALi G?

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#11 Postby Gym hater » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:08 am

It does not really matter who Ali G is, but he is a comedian(voice of the lemur king in Madagascar). On the website http://www.lando.co.uk/ you can watch some episodes, I suggest watching S02E06.
As for ISETFIRE his awnser: Das ist auch nicht gut für die chicken, aber es macht spass die man in die eier zu trätten. So it is not the best solution either, and may trigger a sense of wrongness about vegans, since people will think they are extremely violant.

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