Lol I dreamed that I met an alien

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MetalHeader
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Lol I dreamed that I met an alien

#1 Postby MetalHeader » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:13 am

I dreamed that an alien landed on my balcony and I talked to him.
He was so nice and friendly and I’m still upset that he left :/
He said that he’s starting to get back pain because he doesn’t used to the gravity here on earth.
I asked him if he has feelings and he said that he hasn’t, even thought he apperead super friendly and intelligent.
He said that he is an super advanced AI, and that another aliens with feelings has depeloped him 7 billion lights years away from earth, but they can’t travel so far on space, so they’ve sent him to collect some data about the universe.
He said that he’s scheduled to get back in his planet in a few million years.
He also said that he can time travel..
I thought that he was going to stay a bit more but he seemed to be suffering from the atmosphere and gravity so I let him left :(
What do you think about aliens?

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henry thinman
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my previous marriage to a creature from another planet

#2 Postby henry thinman » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:23 pm

I fell in love with an alien being
Whose skin was jelly – whose teeth were green
She had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glare
Feet like water wings – purple hair
I was over the moon – I asked her back to my place
Then I married the monster – from outer space

The days were numbered – the nights were spent
In a rent free furnished oxygen tent
When a cyborg chef served up moon beams
Done super rapid on a laser beam
I needed nutrition to keep up the pace
When I married the monster from outer space

We walked out – tentacle in hand
You could sense that the earthlings would not understand
They’d go.. nudge nudge …when we got off the bus
Saying it’s extra-terrestial – not like us
And it’s bad enough with another race
But fuck me… a monster …from outer space

In a cybernetic fit of rage
She pissed off to another age
She lives in 1999
With her new boyfriend – a blob of slime
Each time I see her translucent face
I remember the monster from outer space

John Cooper Clarke
HE WHO HAS MASTERED the true nature of life does not labor over what life cannot do.


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