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I was browsing for information about The Blair Witch project, when I came across this:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/blairwitch.htm

I can barely believe how pedantic it is. Look at the scale at the bottom of the page also:



Note how (as far as I can tell) they think that homosexuality is something which needs to be monitored. Whattjatalkinbaat??

Hmmm. Wonder where my picture of the Bare Witch Project went...?

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I disagree with the chart, there was not nearly enough sex in the movie.

I do agree that there wasn't enough wanton violence and not nearly enough offense to god.

Argh I cannot believe what I'm reading:

"One hundred thirty seven uses of the most foul of the foul words. *The Blair Witch Project* actually beat *South Park:BLU* in use of the most foul of the foul words. Also were 71 uses of other three/four letter foul words PLUS 17 uses of God's name in vain, 6 of which were with the foul letter expletive and 3 of which were vain use of the name of our Savior. All other ignominy were paled by such a flip-off attitude. Yet one more excuse to lower standards of acceptance I suppose."

I think they have their priorities all wrong

An explanation of the chart: things which score near 100 are 'morally acceptable'. The lower the score, the more immoral it is. So Blair Witch gets 0 / 100 for offense to God. Meaning that it has totally offended God. I bet He is totally P'D TO THE O about Blair Witch.

Ouch, Butterfly Effect, they really were offended by!!



I thought Butterfly Effect was an incredibly moral film which taught self-sacrifice! I totally don't get this website

OMGOMG ETC

Check out what negative things they have to say about Butterfly Effect! I can't believe it: (from a list of reasons why the film is immoral)

"punk/goth, repeatedly
facial/body piercings, repeatedly
massive tattoos"

The first "punk/goth, repeatedly" I can only assume means that there were goths/punks in the film!!! Oh how terrible! Cover your eyes!

Sorry to keep posting, but you've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Finding Nemo, doesn't get a perfect score. Here's why: (I have high-lighted the particularly ridiculous)

"attack to eat with a father's loss of his entire family (400+) but one - Nemo (non-graphic)
fright factors
additional attacks to eat
series of posterior references and jokes/comments by young adolescents
adolescent defiance
"I hate you" from adolescent son to father
suggestion of flatulence"

Okay. Anyway, the film is about fish anyway. So they say that an attack on fish is immoral? So a film in which people eat fish should be immoral too right? Well they don't say so in other films. They just seem to want to say that everything is immoral, and they're totally inconsistent pahalyaahaaaaa (that's not a real word).

Freddy VS Jason scores ZERO, meaning that the film is totally immoral. Haha.

What site is that from?

The site I posted in my initial post:

http://www.capalert.com

you can see a list of films they have commented upon here:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/

High stupidity

if you want to see f*cked up look at this

http://www.virusmyth.net/aids/

Thanks for the laugh, Richard!

But i agree with the CAP on this part:


I thought Blair witch was crap, too.
Though i wasn't exactly offended by it. Hm. I'm not divine enough, probably.

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The Bare Witch Project:

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What is the mum doing? Covering the boy's ear? Ha

She's still reaching to cover his eyes, silly kniggit.

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Ahoy, it makes sense