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gcharles
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#16 Postby gcharles » Thu May 25, 2006 8:24 pm

only magically changing your genetic make-up would prevent you from going bald. and really, it's not so bad. far worse things could happen!
"i am not a vegetarian because i love animals. i'm a vegetarian because i hate plants."

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#17 Postby loveliberate » Fri May 26, 2006 2:16 am

Very true - for example: Men who eat soy become increasingly effiminate and submissive, grow breasts, become sterile, and our testes shrivel up to the size of peas... :shock:

Since all vegans must eat soy to keep our hair lush and full, you can see the harsh reality we face David. :twisted:
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#18 Postby robert » Fri May 26, 2006 2:21 am

I think you and Dave will get along well :) I like the sarcasm :P

Let's do a Portland meet-up soon. loveliberate, davidtarrfoster, robert, Aaron, and others in the area. I already met a few vegans in my short visits up to Portland so we can get a good sized group soon. We're also expecting around 40 people for our next vegan potluck in Corvallis :) Sorry, I went a bit off topic. I should be talking about soy and breasts, two of my favorite things!! :P :P :P , .........and the soy is pretty good too.

Check out my Vegan Bodybuilding & Fitness Book on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Vegan-Bodybuildin ... 497&sr=1-1

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#19 Postby loveliberate » Fri May 26, 2006 2:43 am

Sarcasm?

What Sarcasm?

David MUST be warned of the dangers of veganism!

Besides risking baldness, breasts, sterility, etc - he must realize that irreparable damage has been done to at least one vegans sense of humor - I believe thats spelled "humour" for the weirdo's from the Commonwealth countries - and yes, I am referring to myself.

But I am fortunate - it can get far, FAR worse.

I've seen pictures of one long-time vegan that has been so horribly and completely damaged by the lack of flesh in his diet that he will actually slather some strange substance on his skin, wear nothing more than a hot pink beanie & a skimpy similarly colored thong, and then dance around for hours, roaring & grimacing at anyone who passes by!!!! :shock:

I kid you not!

That poor, poor man...
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#20 Postby Hero » Fri May 26, 2006 10:07 am

david is quite the character.


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