So what would everyone's (vegan) food combo of choice be to win this contest (let's make it hypothetical, shall we? LOL!)
I'd have to have some Kashi cereal with soy milk, some peanuts, and fried onions. (making sure to eat quicky and while swallowing a lot of air.)
Or, a more traditional: beans with broccoli and beer.
Or, better yet, Soysage (the kind I used to eat when I was first veggie in the mid-seventies: lots of fart-inducing ingredients in that particular mix!)
My "weapon" of choice is a concoction that I've come up with, that would drive the "un" out of the undead.
A large salad consisting of leafy greens, raw cabbage (green), tomatoes, cucumber, with peanuts, LOTS of avacado, some boiled/baked potato, with the secret ingredient, spicy mexican flavored veggie ground round (it's soylicious!!)
Covered with a specially prepared salad dressing of olive oil, water, lemon juice, ginger, balsamic vinegar, and medjool dates.
Even stink will find that stinky
Bow before my ambiance!