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exercise for testis

#1 Postby meraspberry » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:12 pm

Hi all members ,
i am in great help i would like to know is there any exercise for the testis
i have asked a few they said there is but i would like to which all and how is the exercise done ...... any help would be appreciated
thanks

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#2 Postby Tarz » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:31 am

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#3 Postby sinisterkungfu » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:52 am

tie a weight to your sack and do some squats? :lol:

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#4 Postby Richard » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:00 am

Why do you want to exercise the testis?
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#5 Postby Hero » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:45 pm

joke post?

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#6 Postby Richard » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:51 pm

Well I hear of people exercising their wang (peeny) with weights, I thought maybe they're serious about exercising they balls (their balls)
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#7 Postby Hero » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:16 pm

im pretty sure it was a joke about masturbation

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#8 Postby kollision » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:10 pm

Old but I just saw it. You can exercise your PC muscle by doing kegels.

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#9 Postby robert » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:50 pm

Sorry, I know this is an old post and probably a joke post, but when I read this I laughed out loud at work:

tie a weight to your sack and do some squats?


I guess lots of sex would strengthen your little swimming men and help you become a better endurance athlete. Avoid sitting on a bike for longer than necessary, and if someone asks you if you know the capital of Thailand....quickly cover your groin.

Best of luck; train your balls off!

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#10 Postby chesty leroux » Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:55 pm

robert wrote:Sorry, I know this is an old post and probably a joke post, but when I read this I laughed out loud at work:

tie a weight to your sack and do some squats?


I guess lots of sex would strengthen your little swimming men and help you become a better endurance athlete. Avoid sitting on a bike for longer than necessary, and if someone asks you if you know the capital of Thailand....quickly cover your groin.

Best of luck; train your balls off!


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#11 Postby compassionategirl » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:52 pm

robert wrote: Sorry, I know this is an old post and probably a joke post, but when I read this I laughed out loud at work:

tie a weight to your sack and do some squats?


I guess lots of sex would strengthen your little swimming men and help you become a better endurance athlete. Avoid sitting on a bike for longer than necessary, and if someone asks you if you know the capital of Thailand....quickly cover your groin.

Best of luck; train your balls off!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I laughed out so loudly when I read this!
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#12 Postby mango » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:15 pm

Quite brave for a first post. Is he talking about Daoist exercises?

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Re: exercise for testis

#13 Postby kylie » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:14 pm

meraspberry wrote:Hi all members ,
i am in great help i would like to know is there any exercise for the testis
i have asked a few they said there is but i would like to which all and how is the exercise done ...... any help would be appreciated
thanks


you're just not a man until you have ripped and shredded nuts...go slide down a banister or something. :roll: :blob6:
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#14 Postby Over40 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:40 pm

robert wrote:and if someone asks you if you know the capital of Thailand....quickly cover your groin.

Best of luck; train your balls off!


Aye,

The old capital of Thailand joke. My brother did that to my cousin, on my cousin's 21st birthday, in the middle of the foyer at Ceasar's Tahoe. Dropped my poor cousin on the spot. This was long before Amrcian Wedding. I wonder if my brother should have copy writed that?

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#15 Postby robert » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:04 pm

hahahaha :P

Yeah, those jokes are fun :lol:

Your brother was far ahead of his time, you don't find brilliant moves like that around every corner.


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