Vegan Bodybuilding & Fitness

So if anyone would like to do some more silly/funny/mean/whatever rhymes I would love it. I know Robert would too. Here I will try and get creative and freestyle a bit and maybe get peoples balls rolling.

I wonder if Robert even read this.
What a funny word red is
when spelt correct with the inten-shins of non-color information transmits.
Hope the lime light don't dull his shine since he became the vegan elvis.
spread the good word about the evil in curds, and way, way over the gay rainbow there will be more people eatin' four leaf clovers then four legged soldiers.
Lets just pretend people call cows soldiers for the sake of rhyme I'm just a mime with a keyboard ;o) need more?
we poor seekers of a rhyme tweeker are in need of a cheap score?
Ut-oh! a drug innuendo
The straight edge on this sight won't catch it right but we can still be friends though.
I send Ho's.
Through the mail with a stamp that says "fragile but bendable."
Let me begin by sayin' ho's is expendable.
Like how I use big words with bad grammer to keep my street speak credible?
My words are not eatable.
But yet some still manage to bite thats not right is it?
Stealing this shit-biscuit of a talent.
But I keep feeding the mouth of beast to keep balance.
I wanted to to end this with a big bang like a comet
but I ran out of bullets that had your name writ on it...

Gangsta vegan Rap

I'm a Vegan Yo, Whatcha gonna do?
Gonna lecture me about protein? Foo!
And what's this shit about the cryin tomato?
Hell man you must be slow.
Crazy meat eaters you're insane.
Sayin stupid shit that boggles the brain.
Well let me tell ya a bit about me,
Gonna lay it down and set free.

I'm a cold blooded killa there. This aint no joke.
I beat the shit out of an Artichoke.
Just the other day I made my Spinach cry,
by making him bleed in my Stir Fry.
You may be shoked by the things I Do,
But let me tell ya friend I aint no Tofoo.

Vegan's come in every Variety.
We are our own society.
So don't think we're all Hippies.
Becouse you'll get punched in yo yippies.

I'm a cold blooded killa there. This aint no joke.
I beat the shit out of an Artichoke.
Just the other day I made my Spinach cry,
by making him bleed in my Stir Fry.
You may be shoked by the things I Do,
But let me tell ya friend I aint no Tofoo.



More to come. This is not even the best I can come up with. Took me maybe 6 minutes.

Nice one participant lets see if more follow your lead.


I can't say that I felt that one.
You look like some rabbit had sex with Elton John.
do you swing batawns?
I bet you swing both ways with a pink flag out in ya lawn.
Sorry Im not trying to discriminate.
This is a battle not a damn debate.
Get it straight I innovate.
Dont care if your gay or straight I will deflate your traits.

Late,

-co

C.O. is back in action!

What's up baby? I'll holla atcha soon, I've been busy since before you wake up til noon, then it's hemp and flax oil with a spoon and 12 more hours of work to do.

I'm out cuz it's time to get some food, get me in da mood to take on Gangrel and the whole brood, ya'll don't even know who rolls in my crew.

Peace out ya'll. Keep it funny.

Cheeke

I'll cut your arms off like it's Christmas for breakfast. I bash your face against a wall until your freaking head busts. You can eat your crusts, then I'll turn you into dust - yes I've got it sussed, the only thing to trust is that I'll snap your knees backwards like they were dry spaghetti. I'm immortal, you're human, I even battled Freddy. I'll grate your face off and feed it to your pets. Stab you in the chest, pull it out and watch a jet of blood splash across the floor, I've seen it all before, I grab you by your neck and slam your head inside the door. Wait for you to wake, rip your skin off with a rake, I'll drag your ass to the oven, now it's time to shake and bake. I'll cook you in a pie, but I won't let you die. You'll jump out at dinner, give your family a surprise, with your mangled face and bones - you've been completely owned. I left mousetraps on the floor so you'll catch them on your toes.

Nice! CO, you just got served and it's what you deserved, you keep bringing the funny and I'll snap you like a toy bunny I call honey, and it'll bring me money, which is what I need to feed my greed and my creed and my breed of the human race, I'm on pace to discrace your face with this can of mace that I'm sprayin, listen to the words that I'm sayin, and you'll be prayin but there's no God, even if you give a damn, I'm the man to tell you what's up and for me the door's open and for you it's just shut..... like your mouth.

word to ya mutha.

Cheeke

Just a little something random


Hats are cheese
Mold is not grey
Scotch tape tastes like legos
and chocolate tastes like hay.

First of all I am so excited this thread is still here!!

AND just to comment
I never got served by the basic rhyme scheme vomit that wanna be horror film culprit spit
or by any nonsense said by that silly rabbit.
Rhyme tricks are for CO.
I breath in intelligent flow
like a desperate hobo will snort counterfit blow
Robert don't try to be bigger than Dil- lan.
All your rhymes are from the suger hill gang.
I verbally murder bad poets
and send em back to re-read bits of edgar allen poes scripts.
HEY mister vorheels if that is your real name
I got you on your toes froze you wait to feel pain
Then I stole your sword and spliced your nose you felt the steel frame
Then I locked you in a box so you could have a veal's shame.


Served? CO? hahahaha not on this site bitches. There's some original, multi-sylabic genius right there. I even ended with a punch that dropped Jason and referenced animal rights at the same time. Take the words CO and served out of your vocabularly unless you are using it to write CO ufckin' served Robert DAMN DA---aaamn!

-CO

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
I'll kick you in the face and the balls so hard
that you crap inside your pants
people look like ants
By that I mean that I'm the best and you're all redundants
You don't think that rhymes?
It's just a matter of time
I'll punch you in the stomach
and the force will break your spine
I can kill you with my pinky
I mean my finger not my d inky
by d inky I mean wang
you can't be in my gang
that's because I don't have one
This one time I went to the sun
It's hot, if you go you should take some
ice
remember chocolate mice?
it's candy in the shape of rodents
you can get vegan ones at the moments
Yeah that line was successful
constipation is more stressful
than not being constipated
that's a fact, but you anticipated
that I would tell you the truth
Superman was portrayed by Brandon Routh
in Superman Returns
it made me want to burn
my own face because it sucked
I bite your neck and then I suck
your blood until you're dead
got piles of bodies in my shed
sometimes I get lonely so I put some in my bed
some of them are rotten
some names that I've forgotten
the ones on top are fresh, the bad ones at the bottom

I got a slick flow, wit’ ma slick beat, hustlin’ in ma’ vegan way just’ keepin’ it real sweet. A little maple syrup wit’ a little splash of water… keepin’ out the body waste just doin’ what I gotta.

See, lady is a vegan and there aint no hesitation, when it comes to keepin’ diet free of others’ menstruation.

Aint getting so hot at the thought’a cow busoms – getting’ them secretions make a lotta pollution. Just choppin’me a carrot wit’ dem little shrieking voice, choppin’ up the baby veg and baskin’ in the noise.

So get with the flow (slick) get with the sweet (neat) get with the bootylicious ass wit’ no meat.

Getting’ lotta fun out of me butcher knife, just goin’ in the kitchen to scare dem plants in prime of life. Funking up the herb garden and boogying the chives…. fillin’ up on veggies fills me booty-ass with jives.

So get down poppin’ that ass like you wouldn’t believe, wit’ no ass on my plate - stick it there and I leave... don't need no corpse in me.. yo.

I love how violent yet vegan richards words are, I also love how Astrocat says fucking, and talks about her booty but yet still keeps it vegan. That being said I guess I have to break you both off anyway right?

I'm the champ absolutely
by the end of this rap you'll be screamin' rudy rudy
I've had a bed spread fullah cuties
but never seen a red-head with a booty
Please, no chick that brags about ass ever passed up the chance to dance in class man's pants.
Geez you snub the petite then act all discrete and pretend to ya friends that you dont eat the man meat.
Hey you might think this genius suck
but guess what, penis IS a meat product.

Okay back to the geezer.
you dork stack a jam like weezer.
Here's a lil teaser.
When ya done punch n kickin ya friends
try not soundin' like a chicken head.
sick in the tread I bled dudes like you just for the red
fickle with bread but still ahead avg Ted kennedy
Spendin brotha like I cant see empty
Evidently eventual ill be friendly....

Some girlies t’ink it’s fine to guzzle down on sausage
But I don’t want no hog when I unwrap ma’ meat package
Maybe they not fussy if their cutie’s a cadaver
But as for me, the dead aint gonna get me in a lather

A guy dat’ stiff way different from someone dat’ just a stiff
Some girlies hot for both, but with me it’s like “as IFâ€

wow Astro, looks like you got edited. What happened to freedom of speech? 1st amendment dulled down by a vegan site....thats sad.

cmon Robert lets have your best 8 bars. I''ll put up 20 bucks vs a box of vega bars that I stomp you out in seconds. You can even let your forum homies judge it.

That happened when the board was switched to the new format, it's just an error. Each time there are those weird signs, there should just be an apostraphe, for some reason that didn't transfer across correctly, the post was displayed correctly on the old forum.

Thats weird cuz it totally looks like she was edited for bad language....

Looks like Robert got scared.....


Here 8 to keep this thread semi alive:

It don't pay t' play me
So don't play me, pay me.
Maybe
I ate a steak made of green beans
And sent a letter to the editor of veg magizine
Thank-ing
that keen human being for the recipe.
I saw steam form from star scream when I sliced the rice dream.