Your lyrics are makin me ill, you aim to please and I shoot to kill, but not the President Bill or his freaky wife Hill, not Jack or Jill or Mr. and Mrs. Smith Will. I’m getting tired so I’ll lay back and you can lock mi Pill, just like Dr. Phil, yelling and preaching for his own sanity he’s reachin, with the book contract he’s breachin, time to pound his ass while he’s screamin. But it’s not just Phil, Bill, Hill, and Will, all you others can also lock mi Pill.
I’m talking to you, to all you readers and writers and rappers and crackers, pull-up your pants, walkin like your ass hurts. And I’ll make it that way cause I’m comin to collect my pay you owe me so show me, the green in my eye, takin me high to live the life that I want fo my baby, so someday I can treat her like a lady. But for now I’m just lazy, my view is all hazey, you say that I’m shady but not the chocolate candy type. Forget all the hype and smoke this Pill pipe.
So come with your words and your skill, the lyrics you spill, my eardrums you fill as you climbin the hill to get to where I am, where I stand, in front of man, not behind, I don’t give it, naw, I don’t take it neither, get yo words off my face and silence the speaker, cause you know I got 13 written on the inside of my sneaker. And I don’t want to lose my new shoe your ass, walkin to school showing up late for my class, with one foot that’s all bloody and my pant leg all muddy, I’d meet your ass on the playground after school if I wasn’t your buddy.
But it’s cool, everything is just fine and just dandy, even your mom lookin like eye candy, what’s her, Brandy? I think I’ll try to hit it, maybe she’ll like the way that I spit it, my lyrics I mean, when I’m wrapping my thing, I mean rap and I sing about all this stuff, it’s no good, like waking up to morning wood from Dennison, and you know it’s just Chile, he be laying his junk in my face, acting all silly, like he should get his name changed to Todd or Billy.
It’s been a while but I’m back, with my words I attack, but you know it’s games and it’s fun and I keep on rapping til I’ve won, son you know who’s number 1 with his 800-ton saddle so keep riding this comedy/rap battle.
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