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I love hearing comedians make hilarious observations about health news, fad diets, and cross-cultural beliefs. Puts my own journey into perspective and helps me not take it all so seriously. Warning: profanity and non-vegan sentiments here and there.

 

AMERICAN Lewis Black: "We all know there's no soy milk 'cause there's no soy titty, is there?" (2:00) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxwWPSQjsE&feature=relmfu

 

AMERICAN John Pinette: "When you drive by a bakery and you jump out of a moving vehicle, that's a craving."

 

SCOTTISH Danny Bhoy: "I think you can tell a lot about a country by what it eats for breakfast." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyjbqDCIeg

 

AMERICAN Jim Gaffigan: "There is the Vegetarian [Hot] Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat but would still like diarrhea."

 

MEXICAN Gabriel Iglesias: "I never thought I'd see the day where I could drink a taco."

"You live by the cake, you DIE by the cake!"

 

INDIAN Russell Peters: "Dad, if they eat our food, they're gonna know we're not Canadian. Our food will have...flavor." (1:50) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOm-15621bs

 

Baby Herc

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Eddie Murphy: ICE CREEEAAAAAAAAM! (21:22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GyvL2SJq5g&feature=related Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" is, in my esteemed opinion, the most brilliantly crafted stand up comedy show of all time. I have watched it dozens of times and I've laughed louder and longer at each viewing. He was a master at the story joke in his youth.

 

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