Gaia wrote:
That would be quite the conversation:
Tummy: I am hungry, eat some food.
Brain: We just ate 2 hours ago, and it is still in the small intestines getting absorbed. Just wait 1 more hour for Meal#whatever.
Tummy: I don't care where the food is in my body, all I know is that it isn't here in the tummy right now, and I want to eat NOW!!!!! EAT NOW!!!! EAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Brain: Now, now. Calm down. How about if we eat just an apple?
Tummy: An apple? I am more hungry than that! I want those cookies over there! Eat COOKIES!
Brain: Let's eat an apple first. Then we will wait and see if you are still wanting the cookies - and it will be just one cookie.
Tummy: What do you mean one cookie? I want at least 4 or 5 cookies. They are so small.
Brain: Apple?
Tummy: NO!!!! COOOKIES! I want COOKIES!!! F*CK THE APPLE!
Brain: Cookies are not good for you. They have refined sugar, transfats or saturated fats, and refined flour . . .
Tummy hears: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah . . . . .
LOL, is this a familiar scene?
hahahaha! awesome! yeah its a constant mental game. some days all i think about is food and my next meal. so ridiculous. Then people I know are say "oh I have not eaten in 8 hours, I just forgot to eat" huh?!? this makes no sense to me. how can you "forget" to eat. i live by the damn clock to eat