Vegan Bodybuilding & Fitness

I cut down fools with my machete. You betty believe that I got plenty of energy, because I'm jason voorhees. I grab the mic then I put a spike up your ass. I'm not that fast but I come from the past. I'm a reanimated corpse, I rose from the dead so give me some applause. That rhyme was too much, I'll grind you into fudge. This one time I cut a guy in half at the waist. It was awesome, I know homies want to paste my posters on they wall because they want to be like their nigga voorhees. Please, I can't be beat. Literally, it is impossible. Freddy stabbed me in the eye, it just made me chuckle. I wanna fight superman, or hulk. They are both punks, they are too scared to feature in my movies. I cut off your mom's boobies. Fools try to come to my lake, that's the last mistake they'll make. It bugs me because I have OCD. I like stuff organized, but still people come to see me. I can't stand their footsteps on my grass and my water. This one time I killed a guy and his daughter. You'd think that with all the murders people would stay home, but instead they come here and get an axe to the dome. It's not like it's my fault, I just work here. If I hadn't been reanimated I'd be dead at the end of the pier

Yo.....C to the O, are you back bro?

Nice doing the freestyle with you on New Years. You're the best I've heard so far. For real dogg!

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Hey I have not seen the vh1 show next white rapper yet but i heard its funny. Robert you need to hear more if you think I am that good...but thanks man I appreciate it.
Hey Jason Voorheel or whatever your name is that last one was pretty entertaining.

I'll admit I don't watch a lot of TV. I actually don't watch any. But you were tight the other night man. I gotta her more of that stuff. I thought I was OK at it, but I struggled big time when the pressure was on, but you carried it through.

Man, looking back on here, we had some good stuff going in this battle over the past year or more.

When I get the time I'll bring back the rhyme.

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Okay this is comedy,that last guy reminded me of how in my youth jason spooked the trauma ottah me. And for nights I couldnt sleep, awake in bed freddys not dead and my cousins lived on elm street. Such a fright with my night bright for a night light, I was tucked in teddy rukspin by this little guys side.
So F freddy, Jason, the kazakstani town rapist, the butcher the baker and the pink racoon raper, F GeorgeBush he makes me not want to read the paper scraper of tag lines my flows vapor when I spit. All other wanna be vegan, comedian, rapper peons dont exist next to this shit explicit when I kit fits like tantrums and clown bums beat those chums down like hand drums better bow down when the sound of this man comes Bump BUM!

You have the asshole of a 7 year old...jajjajajajjajaaaaaaaaaaaa

So I went to colorado to explore
Actually I went to snowboard and without a job pass i cant afford a lift score.
I get bored.
Hangin at nick's chick's store, I cants take shit no more.
I slid tryin not ta twist my twiggs, skiddin on the icey strip in my nicely dressed kicks.
Pricey to afford shoes with grips in Aspen's hoiwty toiwt cit.
One interview down hope not many to go.
This bitter dudes down can't cope without jibbin' the snow.
Need vitamin D lights out by 430
X-games finally somethin' to excite this ol dirty..

We should change this thread name
From comedy, to all about me.
Probably, should now be called CO-ology.
Follow me, through pages of rhyme food collard greens.
On the first I tried to flirt as a comedy host
Then kegan came back tryin ta high post.
Page 2 Pair-I and I tried to throw more down
Then a brit ninja arrived with boxer shorts turned brown.
3rd page a miss commune about respectin chicks
And veganMadre threw up a feminine fist pissed.
Then 4, Keeg comes back with a quick score
and writes enough rhymes to fill an f-in' thick book store.
And then some more vegan kids show up on the fifth
They dropped some scripts and showed the sites participationship.
Last is the 6th and Jason tried to flip a spit
I came back about myself as a rediculous kid.
I'm by myself on this thread now I must admit
piece by piece bit by bit I tried to save the shit
I made a move to skate tricks but i ate pavement.
Should have quit but face it I'm too sick to stay complacent.

I piss on your grave because I don't need to shave. I've been dead for years, living in a forest like Ray Mears. I've got no beard, but I'm just as feared as Chuck Norris. I'll make porridge out of your lungs. I eat your face and your eyes come out in my dung. I bung harpoons at your ass, I took Scorpion to class. Mortal Kombat didn't want Voorhees, because nobody had a fatality that could finish me. Subzero tried to step, he pulled my head off which he kept. But my body was alive, and I got him in the piledrive. Re-attached my head, Subby wasn't dead, instead he was bitching "That hurt, my hands are twitching". I didn't say anything because I can't speak. I put my machete through his skull, gave him a beak. At my peak I killed 156 people with one punch. I don't care if columbo has a hunch, I lunge at his salty ass and suplex him onto a glass table. He'll have one more question I'm sure. This one time I executed 'The Cure'. I don't like em, whiny little brats. Stuck them in the neck with a nail bat.

You said you lung at his ass...

Jason thanks for the statements participation engagements
in the foul but not flaigrant
freestyles from the basement patience--
is a virtue i hurt dudes that try to work weak blurbs bookoo
Im used to, battling kids that tryin flip after curfew
I'm nerd school old and worked through
fight solo but i merk crews
whats words worth to you
I break with more pain than givin birth do
actually I cant really say
that may draw a pay back any way i replay that I just slayed my a-trak..

I got nothing to add to this thread, you cats rhyming like there's no end. But, I just noticed there's 7,000 views and had to share the news. Keep on spinning 'cause somebody out there's listening!

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I'm so sick hip hop sent me a couple balloons
They read "hey mutha fucka hope ya get well soon"
I spoon chicklets
if thats what it take for me ta swoon bitches
I dig ditches in ladies britches with my broom stick 10 inches.
I can't be vegan when Ingest juices femanine
reminded im a carnavore when I taste the reminace
sex breath over breakfast
These rhymes a lil over the top
But this CO I take a "no" like the cops
My flow's only slowed by effects of global warming
But im chill theres no warning when I'm cold war brain storming
I change normally
Actually I lie I wear the same pants until my jeans start to form to me
I do change my verse abnormally
Just jive to Jackass jokes until jail joltz me down and jacks my sanity
Sanity doesnt start with J I'm not handy
Oh the rhyme sceme changed now I hope your understandin' me.
Throw out the first now its time for tryin' plan b
Mad you lost your woman but more man you found your woman & me
In your house and she changed the locks for your keys
I'll be steadily bringin' medleys bread and forced fed to ya head readily
Become a vegan only if I'm ever smeared at battle rappin
But If I win I'll be treatin ya ta' seared salmon captain.

Hey please don't delete this thread. I am going to save the entire thing. Give me a little while to do so.

THanks,

Dylan

Yo, it's here like nWo....4 LIFE.

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So if anyone would like to do some more silly/funny/mean/whatever rhymes I would love it. I know Robert would too. Here I will try and get creative and freestyle a bit and maybe get peoples balls rolling.

I wonder if Robert even read this.
What a funny word red is
when spelt correct with the inten-shins of non-color information transmits.
Hope the lime light don't dull his shine since he became the vegan elvis.
spread the good word about the evil in curds, and way, way over the gay rainbow there will be more people eatin' four leaf clovers then four legged soldiers.
Lets just pretend people call cows soldiers for the sake of rhyme I'm just a mime with a keyboard ;o) need more?
we poor seekers of a rhyme tweeker are in need of a cheap score?
Ut-oh! a drug innuendo
The straight edge on this sight won't catch it right but we can still be friends though.
I send Ho's.
Through the mail with a stamp that says "fragile but bendable."
Let me begin by sayin' ho's is expendable.
Like how I use big words with bad grammer to keep my street speak credible?
My words are not eatable.
But yet some still manage to bite thats not right is it?
Stealing this shit-biscuit of a talent.
But I keep feeding the mouth of beast to keep balance.
I wanted to to end this with a big bang like a comet
but I ran out of bullets that had your name writ on it...