alive

[pharmakon]

eh

dear fellow forum users,

although many of you probably assumed i fell off a cliff and died on impact, i'm actually alive. sort of.

i'm on the mufuckin' beach patrol so i never go on the internets or to the gym cause i don't have time, and i work out in the morning. i'm kind of sad i havent touched a weight in a month, but at least i work out 5 days a week on the beach. i've probably lost a couple pounds, which sucks too, cause i want that shit back.

anyway, i might be around once a week or so. probably not. otherwise, hang in there, i know my existence is an integral part to a functioning world, but it'll be ok in the end.

your pal,
pharmakon

[Odidnetne]

Hey man, I'm sure we'll meet up again, maybe in the fall. Good to hear from you though.

[pharmakon]

thanks, ed. i always knew you were the only one who cared about me.

why mom, why did you always neglect me????

[pharmakon]

p.s.,

ed, you're the only one i'll save if drowning, now.

[Zack]

We care.

Glad to see you back!

[loveliberate]

So do ya look like Pam Anderson now?

[pharmakon]

So do ya look like Pam Anderson now?

well im at least as tan, but her chest is probably still larger.