tuc Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What's with this guido thing? We don't have that many yet in Europe. Can you tell me more of this crazy thing? I think this is one of the most hilarious things ever. http://www.neogaf.com/forum//showthread.php?t=249713 Any guidos around here? I think they look like Oompa Loompas. http://xs125.xs.to/xs125/08103/douchebags_-_guido_oompa-loompas524.jpg http://i25.tinypic.com/1z6nmr.jpg http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11008-728058.jpg http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB3034-790517.jpg http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB3030-714055.jpg http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9421/db5091zd3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I guess in some ways I could be considered one......... I didn't read the link so I better not say that.....I'm just going on the photos and the fake tans and the outfits, and the club scene, etc. Reminds me of me a bit...... See link: viewtopic.php?t=11811 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopussoir Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 http://www.bigdouchebag.com/ This site has em all. Not sure if this is the same one but one of the sites will show all sorts of these kinds of guys with smokin hot chicks. Edit: Google Hot chicks who date douchebags EditEdit: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neven Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 what is a douchebag?I can't find it in vocabulary/dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pink Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I believe a Doucebag is a Bag of Manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 This will help you out if you don't get the point. It contains some rude vocabulary though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 More great pics of this humble people http://www.who-sucks.com/people/guidos-suck-a-collection-of-guido-images-for-your-viewing-pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelicanAndrew Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Oh man, this thread is pretty funny. I've seen these pictures before. Pretty creepy. Like clones.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neven Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebagThanks, this was very helpful and it went to bookmarks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lean and Green Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 First things first. Found this on youtube to explain what im talking bout concerning where I live yes these people exist!!! Duuuuuude. If you want to see guidos then, PLEASE come to my neighborhood. Bensonhurst, Brooklyn is basically the Guido capital of the entire world and I am not exaggerating in the slightest. 15 and greater years ago, it was primarily Italian here but now that isn't the case but there are still a ton of guidos over here. The closer people live to my hood, the more guidoish they are. Many have migrated and spread guidoesque to other places like New Jersey and other boroughs... It was all around me and I went to a catholic, primarily roman catholic italian all boys school. I swear 98% of us had the spike do back in the day. I didn't have 'guido attitude' but i did sport the look for awhile. I don't really have too many pics as digis weren't popular 10-15 yrs ago but i'll try to dig some up and scan em' and bump this up.Here are some examples and yes Robert I am dragging you into this. Pics from the stupid hair thread, which should be revivied somehow!http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2163/gottiwg0.jpghttp://img329.imageshack.us/img329/8928/nsyncxo8.jpghttp://www.veganbodybuilding.com/images/ship/ship12.jpg Me passed out, as I love to fall asleep in random places and get made fun of as people snap shots of me. I just wanted to show the 'Guido Chain'http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/264/aavd8.jpg An old friend and some guido she was partying withhttp://img105.imageshack.us/img105/949/54260280hm9.jpg My younger sister's friends...http://i26.tinypic.com/350ujyc.jpg They still very much so exist all around here. I can guarantee guido overload in many spots which I know of where they roam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lean and Green Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 It get MUCH worse! And yes, they are all from around my ways, I wasn't joking.... fav parts are at around 3:10 and 7:07 but trust me you'll want to watch the whole thing. It's kinda sad but I still dance somewhat like that, lol. Guess some things don't change! Warning EXTREME CURSING, please do not click if you are offended by fowl mouths and downtalking women.Roidhead clubgoer Guido parody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvp663 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 How to tell if you dress like a douchebag (flowchart):http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh275/pizzler/flowchart.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubby2112 Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 How to tell if you dress like a douchebag (flowchart):http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh275/pizzler/flowchart.jpg Woo, I am not a doucebag! After looking at some of Lean and Green's links (and watching that video - hilarious) I realized that there are quite a few Guidos around here, many who aren't even Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 It's kinda sad but I still dance somewhat like that, lol. Guess some things don't change! All three videos were great! Why not post a video of your dance moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 Somehow I knew that L&G, having Italian roots would have something to say about this but actually he was a proper guido himself Oh man, that is so great. I really have to come and see all those guidos live some day. I loved the Guido Fan Club vids. I lol'd hard at the end of the part 1 when the dude was practicing face expressions for photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 http://i29.tinypic.com/2n80co9.jpg Ahahahahhahahahaahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lean and Green Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 It's kinda sad but I still dance somewhat like that, lol. Guess some things don't change! All three videos were great! Why not post a video of your dance moves. Amy, Though you already have seen it as you subscribe to my youtube site, I found this video in my archives today when I was looking for my GC videos. You can kind of make it out although it's a little dark in the club Tuc, I lost it when the guy starting bugging out with the deodorant can. And remember the credo, 'IF WE'RE NOT WORKING OUT, WE'RE DANCING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 I love that sign! Actually, I'm usually working out if I'm not dancing and the opposite -> I have some of guido spirit, but I was born in a wrong body. Can you have a guido change operation, a bit like sex change operation? And one more pic: http://i27.tinypic.com/o9fxur.jpg What did I say about oompa loompas and guidos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Let's pump up the topic! GUIDO BEACH!!! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1799088431426286870&ei=HlmZSKXiCIiw2gLlsrAy&q=guidos+beach&vt=lf&hl=en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That was so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lean and Green Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 TUC!!!! I am SOOOOOOOO not done with this topic Bumping it up with a video of me dancing like a fool two days ago at a massive Arts and Music festival to some DJ at the end of the night, doing 'The Guido' If i'm not lifting, I'M DANCING I don't claim to be anything special, bear in mind, I just like to dance. Plus I was raised in guidoville u.s.a. and was surrounded in the culture so it's in my blood, even though i'm not one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HCPinGviini Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 This pic was funny. Not real guidos there and I'm not sure, have they even heard of them, but it's hilarious how they sooooooo remind me of guidos. Two of my Finnish friends drinking:http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/maryjane86/FFfin%20piknik%2008/Kuva072.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuc Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 MORE!!!! I love the vid by L&G! Also, HCPinGviini's friends really got the lips right. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/1132125888_l.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240465.jpg http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13640&d=1182458369 http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13647&d=1182459225 http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/241432293.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/Picture2007420copy20copy.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/DSC00895-2.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/Picture20006.jpg http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01019/91/03/1019133019_l.jpg http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/CIMG0300.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Look at the eyebrows!!!! How plucked are they!!!? Funny, but with an undercurrent of weirdly scary! I cannot believe these guys have the balls to go out in public looking like that! I have just remembered something funny, years ago when I worked in my local bar, there were these Italians who came in, they had just opened a hair dressing shop in town (yes, the stereotype!) They thought they were gods gift, but looked really slimey & very similar to the pics above.Oh dear.One of them tried to start a fight with me for no reason, but when I offered to take all 3 of them outside they quickly became very apologetic.Ever since then they all say hello to me (apart from the guy who originally started on me) & actually seem quite nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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