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[email protected] Zack! I call her ma'am now

 

Happy Birthday MAH HAWWWNIE! Just in case you haven't heard enough of me singing my rendition of this 'classy' song for your bday, here you go again. Because YOU A TEN

 

(Some of the lyrics i changed when i wrote this a long time ago but i cannot remember what they were and i never finished editing it but it's still really funny!)

 

You like these crazy emo type men whining about their emotions and blah blah beee blah bleh type sappy songs eh??? Well here ya go; don't say I don't take myself out of my comfort zone to make you happy. Here goes!

 

Dream - Shawty you a ten (scroll below and read along!)

 

Vegan You a Ten - LnG

 

Vegan rock to the beat for ya boy

Vegan

Do it

Rock to the beat for ya boy

Vegetable killa,killa,killa

 

[verse 1:]

Vegan hotness, Vegan goddess

Shoulda camped out all night

With you (you) with you

You were jail bait, but now it's straight

So ima take to to

Get back up with you (you) hippie with you

Oh yeah

We used to be friends on the forum

Now hippies all growwn up (up)

Rockin them faux far boots

Jumpin up outta that prius wha (wha)

 

[bridge:]

It was tree girl

It was detox daria

It was festival freak

It was lotus lover

It was sun goddess

It was cacao cutie

Now i see you at 23

All i can say is

 

[chorus:]

Ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh

And i don't need no omni who eat shit

Cuz Vegan right there is a ten, a ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

 

[verse 2:]

Need your keys ____

So waltz on me ______ (i forgot what i changed this too )

patchouli fragance on my bandana from when she

(oh) me

Hard as a rock from when she touched me

Thinkin now that she would've loved me

What it is, what it ain't, tell me what to do

I know im old but destiny brought me here for you

Time went by you made me a vegan birthday pie

 

So i say hello, tell Johnathan goodbye

 

[bridge:]

It was tree girl

It was detox daria

It was festival freak

It was lotus lover

It was sun goddess

It was cacao cutie

Now that i see you at 23

All i can say is

 

[chorus:]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhh

And i don't need no more omni who eats shit

Cuz Vegan right there is a ten, a ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

 

[verse 3:]

If she fine, if Vegan is a dime

You should tip her, you should tip her

Do she hold space, and you love her

You should tip her, you should tip her

If she fix you algaes and veggie blends in the morning

You should tip her, you should tip her

Spirulina with water on the side

(you should tip me, you should tip me)

 

Vegan rock to the beat for ya boy

Yeah,yeah,yeah

Rock to the beat for ya boy

Now to see you at 23 all i can say is

 

[chorus:]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh,aye,ahhhhhhhh

And i don't need no omni who eats shit

Cuz Vegan right there is a ten, a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten

Vegan you a ten

A ten, oh

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Omg, Giacomo really put all the effort in it.

 

Dani, I just want to say that you're still really pretty although you're slightly older now. I remember how thrilled you were that we're both born in feb and so "close" to each other.

 

Hugs and I hope you have a wonderful day, happy b-day.

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Hey! Thanks everybody (except zack) !!!!! I had a great time going out for my birthday yesterday! Giacomo surprised me and took me to an awesome jazz show! We saw Mccoy Tyner! He's a piano LEGEND who was taught by John Coltrane. I was thrilled. Then we went bowling with robert tasha and jessi and a few friends from work. It was awesome. oh and he sang his song to me this morning and i laughed my ass off at him. its not snowing for the first time on my birthday in years. woo hoo!

 

Thankd Penguin! Aquarius chicks ROCK! especially vegan ones!

YB!

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