Vegan Joe Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i59545 New York NY: Bernard Madoff's luxury penthouse apartment on the Upper East Side of Manhattan has been sold for $10 million to an anonymous Vegan Group. The group plans to convert the 4,000 square ft. duplex Condo located in a 12 story building (with a doorman) to the first city farm located in Manhattan since 1936. The Condo is a real estate agents dream, but the new owners plan to employ existing amenities and modify the unit to suit their own needs. One of the new residents commented "this sure beats the one room apartment we had in the Bronx." The four fireplaces will be employed to heat the apartment, bake bread and cook food. The modern kitchen will be torn out, but the atrium breakfast nook will be used as an eating area. The spacious living room will serve as a communal area, general arts and crafts center, and for bicycle storage. There has been no decision on how to use the valet underground parking space. The wrap around terrace will be employed to raise all the needed vegetables, e.g. corn, tomatoes and beans, to collect rainwater in barrels and graze the livestock. A windmill will be mounted on the roof for electricity generation. The three large walk in closets will be employed for clothing, tools and equipment storage including converting the shirt drawers to vegetable storage bins/crispers. The smaller of the two bedrooms will accommodate ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 (edited) . Edited September 15, 2009 by Aaron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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