xjohanx Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Fromhttp://jcdfitness.com/2010/04/monday-national-bench-press-day/ I think these quotes describe so many people on this and other forums so I want people to read it. A bro is a generally well-meaning yet under-educated fitness enthusiast whose standard of evidence begins and ends with the anecdotal. If a jacked guy says take your NO-booster preworkout, free-form BCAA intraworkout, and WMS postworkout, then boom — the bro will not only follow the advice blindly, he’ll preach it to others as the best way to go. When asked why, the bro will either refer to his jacked buddy as definitive proof, or he’ll make up some nonexistent physiological process. If the latter occurs and research references are demanded, the bro will conveniently turn against science. If questioned further, the bro might demand shirtless pics from the skeptic to justify his credibility. A bro knows that a picture is worth a thousand studies; the more EXTREME the advertising, the greater the placebro effect. Just something to think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen_Horse Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Whatev brah! I get the best pump from curl sets of 30 reps, and it's all about the pump brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medman Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 To quote my gym partner after starting stronglifts, "I feel like I didn't get a good workout. I don't feel it in my arms." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Fission Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 (edited) http://i44.tinypic.com/2gsjvco.jpg Edited April 16, 2010 by Cold Fission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjohanx Posted April 16, 2010 Author Share Posted April 16, 2010 Bros are everywhere. And of course it's all about the pump brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyric Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 *gigglesnort* Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobsteriffic Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Haha, thanks. I was just trying to explain to my husband what 'broscience' was....this will do nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubby2112 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 My college gym was filled with many experienced and respected broscientists. Most specialized as brochemists and used their bodies as petri dishes. Very dedicated to their work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjohanx Posted April 16, 2010 Author Share Posted April 16, 2010 The worst ones are the broctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubby2112 Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The worst ones are the broctors. Especially when they specialize in broctology. A finger up the ass is a whole 'nother level of bromance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopussoir Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I workout and go for the pump, and?... Come at me bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivalasvegans Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 The worst ones are the broctors. Especially when they specialize in broctology. A finger up the ass is a whole 'nother level of bromance.They always use brotection though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjohanx Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 Oh yes, thank God (bro) for brotection. Who knows what bronfections I would have caught without it... I workout and go for the pump, and?... Come at me bro! I think you're missing the point bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapexamendios Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 "A Creationist is a generally well-meaning yet under-educated God enthusiast whose standard of evidence begins and ends with the anecdotal. If a religious guy says take your bible, then boom — the Creationist will not only follow the advice blindly, he’ll preach it to others as the best way to go. When asked why, the Creationist will either refer to his religious buddy as definitive proof, or he’ll make up some nonexistent Biological process. If the latter occurs and research references are demanded, the Creationist will conveniently turn against science. If questioned further, the Creationist might demand shirtless pics from the skeptic to justify his credibility." Wow, you can replace Bro with Creationist and it works just as well!PS I left the shirtless bit in there for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraJ Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 This article is awesome. I'm going to have to pass this on to a couple of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjs Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Dude I AM PUMPED for national bench press day today!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Fission Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://i40.tinypic.com/21b4vv4.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saulo Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Come eat me bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopussoir Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Come in me bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saulo Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 (edited) Come on me bro! Edited May 10, 2010 by Saulo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Trendy Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 SAY IT TO MY FACE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjohanx Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 SAY IT TO MY FACE!!! Say what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Trendy Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 SAY IT TO MY FACE!!! Say what? typical bro aggression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now