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Dressing up for Halloween?


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I am thinking of being a life size whoopee cushion


It's clever, for sure, but my guess is that it's not gonna get you laid.


In a pinch, I go with The Addams Family standby at every Halloween party: I come dressed as normal and when somebody asks me who I am, I say, "I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." (I don't need to get laid, I just want the free wine and candy.)


Baby Herc

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