Baby Hercules Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 I recently had the opportunity to offer feedback in a survey conducted by a large supermarket chain. Here's what I wrote: "It's a shame that you do not possess the authority to either discipline or evacuate annoying, screaming children and the parents who ignore them. It would be a real treat to watch an empowered employee with a dart gun packed with Ritalin making the rounds of the store and dropping shrieking little hellions with dispatch. I do believe spontaneous applause would erupt." It's a pet peeve of mine. What's one of yours? Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.O. Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Had a lady come into Trader Joe's the other day. She had like 2 items and used food stamp card to pay for them it was like $2 and she had like 2.15 left on her card. Not only did she hide an item behind the register, but after she was rang up she made a BIG scene about how the clerk forgot to ring up that item and how she demanded it to be comped for her. AND a manager came and comped her. Stupid bitch, she is making the clerks life miserable and scamming the place, the clerk is working that job so he doesn't have to use food stamps. Bottom of the food chain as far as ethics go for that lady. Just my grocery store pet peeve of the week. -Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungleinthefrunk Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 lip smacking!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted June 27, 2012 Author Share Posted June 27, 2012 Not really a pet peeve, more of a massive peeve: smokers. Especially those who position themselves ten feet away from the entrance to my grocery store, upwind, and leer at me while they exhale in my direction particulates foul enough to discolor paint. Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted June 27, 2012 Author Share Posted June 27, 2012 Nasty-ass teachers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarakD. Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Distracted Drivers!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 Rude, unthinking cellphone users. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinVegartin Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I clicked on this thinking it said 'Pat Reeves'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted July 4, 2012 Author Share Posted July 4, 2012 Morons who set off fireworks at all hours of the day and night the entire week before and then after the Fourth of July. Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted July 11, 2012 Author Share Posted July 11, 2012 Waiting helplessly at a stoplight while your air conditioner sucks in the fetid, sickly-sweet smell of crackling flesh and charred meat from the McDonald's on the corner. Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarakD. Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Waiting helplessly at a stoplight while your air conditioner sucks in the fetid, sickly-sweet smell of crackling flesh and charred meat from the McDonald's on the corner. Baby Herc Yeah, that's nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarakD. Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Rude, unthinking cellphone users. I've got to share this w/one of my teacher friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegBodybuilding Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAgti_2uziA The saddest thing I've ever seen!! I HATE kids these days that have no respect or sense of well-being. Us as parents need to take accountability and make sure our kids are growing up correctly! Thankfully, someone started a donation page for this lady and she has over $600,000 donated! -This is The Vegetarian Way.. To build lean muscle mass, stay healthy/active, and promote a better sense of well-being!! http://bodybuildingvegetarians.com/ https://www.facebook.com/BodybuildingVegetarians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synny667 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Hey Baby Herc... I don't have AC in my car so I have to drive around with my windows down...... so I feel you on the putrid smells coming from McDs and other places. But my biggest pet peeve is when someone I live with uses my cookware and utensils to cook their icky meaty foods...... I need all new stuff now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarakD. Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Hey Baby Herc... I don't have AC in my car so I have to drive around with my windows down...... so I feel you on the putrid smells coming from McDs and other places. But my biggest pet peeve is when someone I live with uses my cookware and utensils to cook their icky meaty foods...... I need all new stuff now Adding to this: I HATE when there is someone is parked & smoking next to my car because when I open the doors thier F'ing smoke get trapped inside my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synny667 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 As a former smoker I hate being around smoke most of the time every once in a while it didn't bother me...... Bad synny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorseSense Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 My pet peeves are ESSUEVEES, smacking, people taking up the whole span of an isle knowingly leaving me no room to pass by/through them, girls walking through the store texting and running into me, rattling car panels at a red light from stupid rap/hip hop that I don't want to hear, cashiers not at their register when I come up to it, or if they are someone else is there and they're telling others' business in front of me, not paying attention to me or their job at all, talking about when who is going to get off of work, rude ones who practically throw my change at me so it falls on the floor and then "Oh! I'm sorry!" People entering the EXIT doors expecting me to give way to them. AND FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS GOOD PLEASE QUIET THE KID DOWN OR TAKE EM OUTSIDE MY GOD HOW HARD IS IT TO DO?????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted July 17, 2012 Author Share Posted July 17, 2012 My pet peeves are ESSUEVEES, smacking, people taking up the whole span of an isle knowingly leaving me no room to pass by/through them, girls walking through the store texting and running into me, rattling car panels at a red light from stupid rap/hip hop that I don't want to hear, cashiers not at their register when I come up to it, or if they are someone else is there and they're telling others' business in front of me, not paying attention to me or their job at all, talking about when who is going to get off of work, rude ones who practically throw my change at me so it falls on the floor and then "Oh! I'm sorry!" People entering the EXIT doors expecting me to give way to them. AND FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS GOOD PLEASE QUIET THE KID DOWN OR TAKE EM OUTSIDE MY GOD HOW HARD IS IT TO DO?????????????? If you work in a grocery store, I have the perfect revenge, just thought of it today. Bribe a buddy to get up close to the obnoxious customer, get on the store intercom, and say, clearly, "I need a price check on cocaine. Price check on cocaine, please." Then, while still on the open mic, have them lean in to the now frightened customer and ask, "Was that the Columbian or the Guatemalen you were looking for?" I know they don't do price checks anymore but it would be funny as hell to watch, anyway. Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorseSense Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 My pet peeves are ESSUEVEES, smacking, people taking up the whole span of an isle knowingly leaving me no room to pass by/through them, girls walking through the store texting and running into me, rattling car panels at a red light from stupid rap/hip hop that I don't want to hear, cashiers not at their register when I come up to it, or if they are someone else is there and they're telling others' business in front of me, not paying attention to me or their job at all, talking about when who is going to get off of work, rude ones who practically throw my change at me so it falls on the floor and then "Oh! I'm sorry!" People entering the EXIT doors expecting me to give way to them. AND FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THINGS GOOD PLEASE QUIET THE KID DOWN OR TAKE EM OUTSIDE MY GOD HOW HARD IS IT TO DO?????????????? If you work in a grocery store, I have the perfect revenge, just thought of it today. Bribe a buddy to get up close to the obnoxious customer, get on the store intercom, and say, clearly, "I need a price check on cocaine. Price check on cocaine, please." Then, while still on the open mic, have them lean in to the now frightened customer and ask, "Was that the Columbian or the Guatemalen you were looking for?" I know they don't do price checks anymore but it would be funny as hell to watch, anyway. Baby Herc I used to be in retail. NEVER AGAIN! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 retail is Latin for "anus blocked with the sole of a boot." Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Face-drippin', panty-stickin', foot-sweatin' HUMIDITY! It's thicker than a banana smoothie out there, birds are drowning in midair. The neighbor cat rubbed my leg this morning and it took two hours and a spatula to peel him off again. Then I had to shave my legs. And the hair wasn't mine. Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 Halloween decorations and candy on the shelves already?! Are you frickin' kiddin' me? Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 Mean people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Hercules Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Neighbors who use sickly sweet industrial-strength flower-scented dryer sheets to do their laundry. I feel like I'm surrounded by ten thousand rotting port-o-pottys! Baby Herc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungleinthefrunk Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'm dieting everything makes me mad all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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