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THE SAUSAGE OF HOPE

 

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"A small Mexican peasant child called 'Guadalope Mandango' discoved the Nativity scene on the side of this sacred sausage. As soon as she did miracles began to happen for Guadalope and evryone in her town of ' St. Oimsoovertheseposts'. Soon after her Mother won a set of steak knives in a church raffle, and was able to sell them to buy the family a dancing monkey. Right now they are the richest dancing monkey owners south of Texas. Guadalope also now has a really hot boyfriend called 'Marco'. Marco's job is polishing the sausage."

 

True story.

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