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and you'd have those TREETRUNK thighs!!!

It's still a joke here in Canada about someone having Curt Harnett thighs.

He was a Canadian Olympic track cyclist with these MAMMOTH thighs.

I'm guessing nothing but custom made pants

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He doesn't have anything on me...unless he's really short my thighs are probably much larger(maybe not though but my knee fat makes my huge thighs look not as huge as they really are)...but in relation to body height his may be bigger...surely he's much faster though...I just need to find out where he got his drugs.

 

Same goes for Catriona LeMay Doan...I had a huge crush on her for a while...I think the drugs made her give off extra pheromones

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Yeah...but I forgot her name...I'll get it when I have time...I think you mean the one that won the 500m gold right...she upset everybody....but she may be jail bait...if I remember correctly she may have been 17.

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Haaa...my parents thought I was innocent too. I never got in trouble, I always had good grades so I could come home past midnight when I was 10 and my parents never questioned me...they had no idea my backpack was full of pornos...not trying to scare you but that was just me

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Man!!! I was so innocent!!

 

Actually, I didn't get into such things until Jr. High (grade 7)

So either I was just innocent or you were a depraved sicko!

 

(just joking)....I don't want to be mowed down by a vegan cyclist

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Innocent for a Canadian maybe

I was actually pretty normal since I made that normal for the kids around me...for a while I actually rented those movies out to other kids. When I was 12 I also started buying cigarettes for my friends and sometimes 40oz malt liquors to walk home with in paper bags...I don't know how I passed for being 21...I was big but I may have looked 16 at best.

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I started drinking when I was 10...at least once a week too. By the time I was 14 I was drinking 3 times a week and when I turned 15 I had a really good track meet and drank my butt off...after that I've barely drunken anything since I made a vow to not drink if I was in season or if I was injured...normally I was always injured at the end of my season so it was convenient.

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Barley Wine is actually beer made mostly from Barley...its called wine because its ages well(tastes like crap straight from the brewery). Its mildly sweet but as strong as wine also. Most good micro brews produce 1 or 2 batches a year and distribute the beer thats 1 or 2 years aged

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