Zack Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 The chart said if you are 99% raw your nutrient assimilation is like .36% of total food eaten. If you are 100% raw, your nutrient assimiliation is 30%... A 29.6 PERCENT INCREASE. Victoria Boutenko should become a scientist. Kiwi's have a lot of magic in them, that's why they are spendy. Kiwi's are magical. Maybe it is because they are fuzzy. I have a theory: Fruit that is fuzzy is good for you, and fruit that is not fuzzy is bad. I have no proof for this, but it is how I am feeling today. Maybe this explains why durians are so gross. That theory sounds pretty logical. That is how I felt when I binged on 3 kiwi's the other day, I felt stronger than stallone and arnold! I think it is true about the fuzziness, cause peaches and kiwis are fuzzy and raspberries have some fuzz, they are all delicious and have some magic in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Do you have to eat the kiwi fuzz for the magical benefits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Do you have to eat the kiwi fuzz for the magical benefits? Yes of course. You will get some magic out of the green parts, but the fuzz is the holiest part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I hate gravity. It is pointless. Therefore I have decided not to believe in it anymore. It makes me feel younger and more vibrant, which to all'ya'll is pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Gravity makes you feel younger? If I could float and fly that would be my childhood dream, therefore I'd be younger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Gravity makes you feel younger? If I could float and fly that would be my childhood dream, therefore I'd be younger!No. The fact that I don't believe in it anymore makes me feel younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pamela Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Oh I'm so glad this thread was started! I was just thinking the other day that this forum could use an off topic/random thoughts thread. Of course now that there is one, my mind is drawing a blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Oh I'm so glad this thread was started! I was just thinking the other day that this forum could use an off topic/random thoughts thread. Of course now that there is one, my mind is drawing a blank. What a pointless post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Gravity makes you feel younger? If I could float and fly that would be my childhood dream, therefore I'd be younger!No. The fact that I don't believe in it anymore makes me feel younger. I do not understand, please explain your theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pamela Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Oh I'm so glad this thread was started! I was just thinking the other day that this forum could use an off topic/random thoughts thread. Of course now that there is one, my mind is drawing a blank. What a pointless post. You think that was pointless? I'm just getting started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Don't even listen to Zack...his whole existence is pointless and there's no point to give him credit for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelicanAndrew Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 I hope I have another wild night of sex this weekend. There's a random thought for you. And imperial stout rocks. As does all beer that is micro brewed or foreign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 Don't even listen to Zack...his whole existence is pointless and there's no point to give him credit for anything. Potter put a jar of PB in your mouth and shhhh.... You're making me look bad. he is right though I am pointless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Its impossible to make a pointless person look bad when the only thing you notice about them is how pointless they are...luckily you aren't terribly pointless but rather your successfully pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I like butterflies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odidnetne Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Here we go....pointless.....facts... - The Earth is estimated by some to weigh 48 quintillion tons.- The Magna Carta was signed in 1215.- There are 60 regular and 25 peanut M & M's in a package.- I can juggle.- When you drop a glass, as it's shattering, the cracks are moving at an estimated 3,000 miles per hour, meaning a glass the size of the US would start one crack at New York and take about an hour for the crack to reach California.- The sixth digit in pi is 2.- General Robert E. Lee's horse was named Cincinnati.- Ingrown toenails are hereditary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 Ed...that was pointless. Placing important facts that allow society to function has not place in this thread. Could you imagine the effects on the world if the 6th digit in PI were 3 or even worse...4 or 5??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsorlando Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I don't understand this thread, it is pointless!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xveganjoshx Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I just finished DAYS worth of linear algebra homework, most of which was pointless.I just put staples in my mini portable stapler. It was pointless, but now it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I just finished DAYS worth of linear algebra homework, most of which was pointless.Matrices are not pointless, especially not The Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I just put staples in my mini portable stapler. You aren't very good at this. Eventually your going to need that mini stapler for a very significant reason and you'll regret saying its pointless because it won't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xveganjoshx Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I just finished DAYS worth of linear algebra homework, most of which was pointless.Matrices are not pointless, especially not The Matrix.The matrix is definately not pointless. Nick Bostrom said some cool stuff about us very likely living in a simulated reality, but most of it is pointless in the end because we won't know either way anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odidnetne Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 I just finished DAYS worth of linear algebra homework, most of which was pointless.Matrices are not pointless, especially not The Matrix.The matrix is definately not pointless. Nick Bostrom said some cool stuff about us very likely living in a simulated reality, but most of it is pointless in the end because we won't know either way anyway. I've read stuff like that, one guy came up with a figure that it's about 80% likely that we're in a Matrix now....how he came up with that number is far beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 The Matrix is pointless because Keanu Reaves is a terrible actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted October 24, 2007 Author Share Posted October 24, 2007 The Matrix is pointless because Keanu Reaves is a terrible actor. Very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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