JW Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 no noanimals exploit Canadians for beer.that's why you always hear about bears breaking into cottages. They're looking for beer.Why would they bother making it when they can just get some from the cottages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Whooo Hoooo Vancouver Canucks win Game 7 over Dallas Stars!!!!! 2 Canadian based teams left in the Cup chase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Whooo Hoooo Vancouver Canucks win Game 7 over Dallas Stars!!!!! 2 Canadian based teams left in the Cup chase! Modano won't be happy so neither will I As for the beer thing...maybe the beer bears make gets bottled for the US...they make it by drinking Molson then urinating it Budwiezer bottles. But even still you Canadians are exploiting bears by using them to make Americans want Canadian beer more than bear made Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 I think this might just explain why American beer tastes so bad!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 That has to be it...but at the same time even the beer thats not bottled from Canadian Urine tastes pretty bad too...I'm wondering if its all the runoff from Canada getting in our water since on a map you are directly on top of us which means everything you do comes to us...but then you have to deal with our rising gasses...I guess its a fair trade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Yes, I will be thinking of you and all the U.S.A. when I urinate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Luckily my Canadian fans bring me untainted Canadian water so I don't need to consume the stuff down here. Although I could imagine when I go back to my second homeland of Canada many americans benefit from my bathroom breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 just wondering...... does the U.S. urine run off into Mexico? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yeah but they come back here to urinate in person to get us back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 They would do much more damage by coming to Canada to urinate wouldn't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yes because that would come to the states just like your Canadian urine...and that is extra bad since Mexican beer ain't so great either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 25, 2007 Author Share Posted April 25, 2007 so this is the circle of life (urine style) let the urine flow!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Yes...straight to America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted April 26, 2007 Author Share Posted April 26, 2007 Funding is in place for the Human Rights Museum in Winnipeg, Manitoba Should be a world class attraction. Winnipeg is quite often joked about as we have harsh winters, no major sports franchises etc...However, Winnipeg has a world class arts community.Ballet,Orchestra, Theatre........ We also have a world class skateboard park, and a ton aof great restaurants Let's hear about some other Canadian cities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted May 15, 2007 Author Share Posted May 15, 2007 Provincial election next week in Manitoba The highlight so far has been the Conservative party's election promise to bring the Winnipeg Jets back to the city Hmmm With all the other issues out there like healthcare, crime prevention, social programs, road repair.... they come up with bringing a NHL hockey franchise back to the city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobbly Lifter Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Funding is in place for the Human Rights Museum in Winnipeg, Manitoba Should be a world class attraction. I wonder about that museum, the people funding it having very iffy politcs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Provincial election next week in Manitoba The highlight so far has been the Conservative party's election promise to bring the Winnipeg Jets back to the city Hmmm With all the other issues out there like healthcare, crime prevention, social programs, road repair.... they come up with bringing a NHL hockey franchise back to the city Well now that Sweden no longer has complete control over Canada after the new hockey results there is some sense to that. I understand the depression of not even medaling in a sport you pretty much created so growing crime, terrible healthcare, bad social problems and other things is expected...frankly I'm suprised all you guys didn't defect. Now that you've earned some pride back get your hockey program and all will be back to the glory days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 now I am utterly confused Mr. Veganpotter........... Canada is still the undisputed Grand Poobah of the hockey world!!!!!Perhaps the euphoria of dominating the world creates these social problems. Far too many reasons to celebrate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Canada is still the undisputed Grand Poobah of the hockey world!!!!!Right I don't kknow if it were us or Finland but we whooped your ass long before the finals in the olympics. 3 more years of humiliation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 You see.......... when you are #1, everyone delights in those rare uncharacteristic slip ups! and don't forget about CURLING!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 You see.......... when you are #1, everyone delights in those rare uncharacteristic slip ups! and don't forget about CURLING!!!!!! Curling, you're claiming curling? Really? You're like the biggest country on earth and curling is what you got going for you? Oh, well, please have at it, go out there and dominate in curling.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JW Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 now, now..... I've seen it again and again.You have a case of CURLING ENVY !!!! Sweden is pretty decent at curling too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobbly Lifter Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Like chess is the king of games, curling is the king of sports! CURLING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveliberate Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 As a wobbly & an anarchist, couldnt ya think of a more positive description than the "king" of sports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 As a wobbly & an anarchist, couldnt ya think of a more positive description than the "king" of sports... I had to look wobbly up, I thought it was a synonym for "shaky" . I'm learning new stuff all the time just by hanging out at this awesome place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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