Richard Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I was browsing for information about The Blair Witch project, when I came across this: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/blairwitch.htm I can barely believe how pedantic it is. Look at the scale at the bottom of the page also: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/blairwitchdata.gif Note how (as far as I can tell) they think that homosexuality is something which needs to be monitored. Whattjatalkinbaat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknydpr Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Hmmm. Wonder where my picture of the Bare Witch Project went...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelhobson Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I disagree with the chart, there was not nearly enough sex in the movie. I do agree that there wasn't enough wanton violence and not nearly enough offense to god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Argh I cannot believe what I'm reading: "One hundred thirty seven uses of the most foul of the foul words. *The Blair Witch Project* actually beat *South Park:BLU* in use of the most foul of the foul words. Also were 71 uses of other three/four letter foul words PLUS 17 uses of God's name in vain, 6 of which were with the foul letter expletive and 3 of which were vain use of the name of our Savior. All other ignominy were paled by such a flip-off attitude. Yet one more excuse to lower standards of acceptance I suppose." I think they have their priorities all wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 An explanation of the chart: things which score near 100 are 'morally acceptable'. The lower the score, the more immoral it is. So Blair Witch gets 0 / 100 for offense to God. Meaning that it has totally offended God. I bet He is totally P'D TO THE O about Blair Witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Ouch, Butterfly Effect, they really were offended by!! http://www.capalert.com/capreports/butterfyeffect-thedata.gif I thought Butterfly Effect was an incredibly moral film which taught self-sacrifice! I totally don't get this website OMGOMG ETC Check out what negative things they have to say about Butterfly Effect! I can't believe it: (from a list of reasons why the film is immoral) "punk/goth, repeatedlyfacial/body piercings, repeatedlymassive tattoos" The first "punk/goth, repeatedly" I can only assume means that there were goths/punks in the film!!! Oh how terrible! Cover your eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Sorry to keep posting, but you've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. Finding Nemo, doesn't get a perfect score. Here's why: (I have high-lighted the particularly ridiculous) "attack to eat with a father's loss of his entire family (400+) but one - Nemo (non-graphic) fright factors additional attacks to eat series of posterior references and jokes/comments by young adolescents adolescent defiance "I hate you" from adolescent son to father suggestion of flatulence" Okay. Anyway, the film is about fish anyway. So they say that an attack on fish is immoral? So a film in which people eat fish should be immoral too right? Well they don't say so in other films. They just seem to want to say that everything is immoral, and they're totally inconsistent pahalyaahaaaaa (that's not a real word). Freddy VS Jason scores ZERO, meaning that the film is totally immoral. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 What site is that from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 The site I posted in my initial post: http://www.capalert.com you can see a list of films they have commented upon here: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/ High stupidity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 if you want to see f*cked up look at this http://www.virusmyth.net/aids/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daywalker Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Thanks for the laugh, Richard! But i agree with the CAP on this part: *The Blair Witch Project* was an empty movie. There was nothing there except attempts at fright. It was bare of any need for intelligence. Void of any special effects, this film relied on our supposed innate fear of the unseen to project its impact. I thought Blair witch was crap, too. Though i wasn't exactly offended by it. Hm. I'm not divine enough, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknydpr Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 The Bare Witch Project: http://sknydpr.com/images/bare-witch-project.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 What is the mum doing? Covering the boy's ear? Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknydpr Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 She's still reaching to cover his eyes, silly kniggit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 Ahoy, it makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy got marked down because it is “tale of man not being the most intelligent life on Earth”… are we? Now I’m worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknydpr Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy got marked down because it is “tale of man not being the most intelligent life on Earth”… are we? Now I’m worried. Omigod, imagine what would happen if a movie postulated that the Sun actually doesn't revolve around the Earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V VII Hero Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 arrrharrharr i love the blair witch. i went on a date and watched it when it first came out and thought it was horrible. then later on I was like wow that movie was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 I like Blair Witch, I think the acting is great, and it's one of the few 'scary' movies that I can watch without hiding or fainting. And it's not cheesy. I love the ending too. I think it's class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknydpr Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I saw the BWP in the theater when it was first put in wide-release. I left the theater thoroughly creeped out, and I've been watching horror movies for most of my life. My (ex-)wife was less impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 I can't believe you broke up with your wife over a disagreement about a movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknydpr Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I can't believe you broke up with your wife over a disagreement about a movie! Well, it was clear at that point that she had no taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 Ha, well you're right that you have to get your priorities straight, it would have ripped your relayshe (relationship) apart quicker than you can say but-blair-witch-wipes-my-ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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