Guest Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Potter, you really shouldn't be working for speed in your cardio workouts. Most experts reccomend 30-60 minutes at least 5-7 days per week. You may need to start slowly and work up to that level of intensity. That means 60-120 times per day for me...I surely doubt I could handle such a task Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daywalker Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 It's not cardio, it's active recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 The worst is when you haven't seen your significant other for a month. Those cardio sessions are pretty weak. This is when you would advantage from a solo session shortly before hand. Going in with a loaded gun is just crazy at times like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daywalker Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 So I think it should be viewed as an elephant and we are blind people touching the elephant so that each of us have different ideas of what an elephant it or something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 This is when you would advantage from a solo session shortly before hand. Going in with a loaded gun is just crazy at times like this The loaded gun thing is a big problem but luckily cyclists don't have all that many bullets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrocat Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Well, this is all very well, but it doesn't answer the obvious question - What if an elephant holding a loaded gun has group sex while cycling down the street ? Is that still classified as Cardio ? Does the elephant actually need to be cycling at the time, or would sitting in a bike in a cold shower still be classified as cardio, given that the group sex and loaded gun are still factors in the scenario ? It's a compelling question for cyclist-elephants everywhere ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I think a cold shower initially spikes your heart rate and BP but after a while it would make it drop...thus burning even less calories...not sure about the cycling thing though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrocat Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Perhaps we could do some kind of experiment , to find out... Of course, we would have to use an ElephantNOT because otherwise we'd have to exploit an elephant in order to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I think your talking about an elephnot...but even that would be very difficult to test because even elephnots have extremely large members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrocat Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I used to know someone who ran Weight Watchers groups which had extremely large members..... I always felt that if they simply joined some elephants in a session of synchronised cycling inside a shower (while having a loaded gun) then it would have done them all the power of good.... then the size of the members would have decreased and it would all have become so much easier for everyone involved. I think that it's unfortunate that elephnots are stuck with the very large members.... it makes the whole inside-a-shower thing so much more cramped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneyvegan Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 I dated an elephant for a while... Sometimes is was fun and sometimes it wasn't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I dated an elephant for a while... Sometimes is was fun and sometimes it wasn't... I think if you were with an elephnot you would have been more happy...same sized member but they don't eat all your food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneyvegan Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 It all makes sense now... Sometimes I think you just get tricked by all that trunk based tomfoolery...I've got a a friend who is an Elephnot, mmmm and what an Elephnot!!!..... Maybe I should give him a try... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Tell me how it goes...so long as you live through the experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneyvegan Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'll keep you posted Potter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm looking foreward to hearing the news but if you aren't on the forum for a week or two I'll be praying for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelicanAndrew Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I need some sex.... errr cardio in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Get a bike and start cycling...it kept my mind off sex nearly completely for 8 months after I split with my ex-fiance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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