SeaSiren Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Since I haven't been on in a while, here's a story for you all: A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him hehears: !BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP. .. clappity-BUMP. .. clappity-BUMP. .. on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Took me a few to get it...Sneaky.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveliberate Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finbarrio Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Oh brother (thanks fer the laugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesty leroux Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 i heard this at 6th grade camp only he threw cough drops from his pocket at them and the punchline was "Wow! Halls really do stop the coffin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristian Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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