C.O.

I'm so sick hip hop sent me a couple balloons

They read "hey mutha fucka hope ya get well soon"

I spoon chicklets

if thats what it take for me ta swoon bitches

I dig ditches in ladies britches with my broom stick 10 inches.

I can't be vegan when Ingest juices femanine

reminded im a carnavore when I taste the reminace

sex breath over breakfast

These rhymes a lil over the top

But this CO I take a "no" like the cops

My flow's only slowed by effects of global warming

But im chill theres no warning when I'm cold war brain storming

I change normally

Actually I lie I wear the same pants until my jeans start to form to me

I do change my verse abnormally

Just jive to Jackass jokes until jail joltz me down and jacks my sanity

Sanity doesnt start with J I'm not handy

Oh the rhyme sceme changed now I hope your understandin' me.

Throw out the first now its time for tryin' plan b

Mad you lost your woman but more man you found your woman & me

In your house and she changed the locks for your keys

I'll be steadily bringin' medleys bread and forced fed to ya head readily

Become a vegan only if I'm ever smeared at battle rappin

But If I win I'll be treatin ya ta' seared salmon captain.

I just recently saw the number 23 with jim carey. It was crap. I also recently saw Pans Labrynth it was pretty good but a couple parts didnt make sense and I hate that crap. If it takes a magic hour glass to keep a door open then if it shuts and you no longer have the hour glass you shouldnt just be able to make a new door....

Hey Matty cakes,

I tried to sign up for your bracket too but had problems getting to it. I got to the site with your link, it asked me to register, i did, then I couldnt find a place to put in that password you gave me to get into your bracket..

-CO

I went and saw the new Jim Carey movie the number 23. It sucked.

Hey congrats on losing weight and good luck with your future goals.

Using the link you provided I took me to a screen to register. Once registered it said it was a private forum or something like that but there was no where to type in the password you gave...

Using the link you provided I took me to a screen to register. Once registered it said it was a private forum or something like that but there was no where to type in the password you gave...

Yeah thats what I'm talking about and he got some abs too, nice work on those my friend!

Now where the rest of ya'll at? Just staying home having a blockbuster night and a salad and some bbq temphe?

Hey I want a big picture! Who is doing the tech work on this site? I can't get a picture bigger than an inch on here and everyone else has a 6 inch picture...whats up with that? Its cuz I'm Polish huh?! I knew it, jip the Pole he only gets 6kb everyone else gets 24 I see whats going on! Hey Robert don't act like you didnt know this was happening! I want justice! JUSTICE!

Hey I'm not sure if there already is a thread on here but if not i think it will be a good one. Just post any upcoming concerts, shows, events, whatever that you will be attending and where so others will know about good stuff not to miss in there area.

Today march 10th @ the aladdin theater in Portland I will be seeing Ralphie May! If you don't know who he is he is a hillarious 3-4 hundred pound comedian. Something tells me he is not a vegan... Anyone know of any obese vegans?

Friday march 16th@ mt hood, OR free ski day at skibowl w/ 4 cans of food!

Also march 16th@ bagdad in portland local stand up comedy monthly.

Sunday march 18th @ portland park blocks 12-4pm anti-war rally!

March 30th @ crystal ballroom, Portland Janeane Garofalo live stand up comedy.

May 26th and 27th @ gorge ampitheatre Washington Sasquatch fest. Bjork, Beastie boys, Sarah Silverman, and many more. (I will be camping).

And I'll probably be at whatever vegan fests or bodybuilding comps Robert has coming up as well...

-CO

Hey OrganicIssiac and anyone else who reads this post,

I am not working currently job searching since i just got back from a month in colorado. Its been super nice outside, who wants to play tennis? Reply on here or email me at [email protected]

-CO

Hopefully none of you have suffered or are suffering from a sciatic nerve injury or any back injury for that matter they suck. I've been dealing with mine for 6 months.

Howver! I just bought a inversion table and I have had great results in just a few days. If you have back problems you have to get on one of these things and try it out.

I will keep you all posted on my recovering but so far so good with thing I actually noticed after just a few mins my first time on it that it relieved some of my pain.

Any input from anyone that has used one or is interested in it feel free and reply.

(Robert i wasnt sure where to post this, it would be helpful for women too im sure if you want to move it do it.)

-CO

Just thought I would post the rematch to the rob vs co went co 6-1 and then a consolation king of the hill went co 21-19.

Hey we should have a vbbf crappy players tennis tourney in portland maybe call it the double faulters cup or something. Anyone game?

-CO

Thanks evan for the serious information. And what happened to this thread I was not trying to start a anti-hair hate post....

Ive seen every episode of lost from day 1 the ones i missed i watched online... I think its the best show on network tv and has been for the last couple of years.. I dont watch much tv and am not into the 12 varieties of csi that are out or american idol either that show hasnt been good since william hung died...

I watch two other shows miami ink and the white rapper show but that just ended.

-CO

Im already signed in just waiting to get to pick teams on the 11th. I love doing march madness brackets..

I live in se portland and am willing to travel a little bit if necessary. I recently got back from colorado so while I am looking for a new job I can pretty much play most of the time. Anyone interested in hitting around some tennis balls send me an email to:

[email protected]

-CO

My snowboard buddies live and die by this stuff "sportslegs" I tried it and for me with my sciatic nerve injury the anti-crap muscle endurance pills seemed to actually have a positive effect. However I did a little research and found that there is a much cheaper way to get the same thing:

Waiting around for a club meet to start and I'm reading the various lies, myths and half truths printed on all the supplements at our local LBS and I find that SportLegs is nothing but CalMag with vitamin D. The exact same stuff can be found at the local grocery store/vitamin store for nearly 1/3 of the price!!!

Just the other day at a vitamin store I was buying CalMag for cramps on the advice of another cyclist and saw that some versions of CalMag came with Vitamin D. Interesting, I thought, but why? Now I see that SportLegs has copied it...there must be something to it.

Rebranded common product + selling at LBS == ::Uber-High:: pricing

-CO

Thanks for posting that... AHAHAHAHhh

Anyway I want a rematch. Anytime, bring it! We should do a vbbf tennis tournament. Just a round robin casual thing if we can get 8 people together that would be pretty sic.

-co

Jason thanks for the statements participation engagements

in the foul but not flaigrant

freestyles from the basement patience--

is a virtue i hurt dudes that try to work weak blurbs bookoo

Im used to, battling kids that tryin flip after curfew

I'm nerd school old and worked through

fight solo but i merk crews

whats words worth to you

I break with more pain than givin birth do

actually I cant really say

that may draw a pay back any way i replay that I just slayed my a-trak..

Ya I am trying to get back into playing tennis again. Still working on getting of a sciatic injury and its been almost 6 months. Ive done some research and gone to a doctor and a physical therapist but if anyone has any tips that would be great.

About tennis! There is a tournament coming up near Portland begginning of march.(dont get scared). Its levels 2.5-6.0 i think singles and doubles. 2.5 is the lowest level so if you arent that great or dont play that much you can probably enter and still be competitive and have fun.

Let me know if you are interested and I will get you some more info. Also I'll post when im back in p-city because I would be stoked to meet some new tennis heads to hit with.

-Dylan

You said you lung at his ass...

We should change this thread name

From comedy, to all about me.

Probably, should now be called CO-ology.

Follow me, through pages of rhyme food collard greens.

On the first I tried to flirt as a comedy host

Then kegan came back tryin ta high post.

Page 2 Pair-I and I tried to throw more down

Then a brit ninja arrived with boxer shorts turned brown.

3rd page a miss commune about respectin chicks

And veganMadre threw up a feminine fist pissed.

Then 4, Keeg comes back with a quick score

and writes enough rhymes to fill an f-in' thick book store.

And then some more vegan kids show up on the fifth

They dropped some scripts and showed the sites participationship.

Last is the 6th and Jason tried to flip a spit

I came back about myself as a rediculous kid.

I'm by myself on this thread now I must admit

piece by piece bit by bit I tried to save the shit

I made a move to skate tricks but i ate pavement.

Should have quit but face it I'm too sick to stay complacent.

Ihave world cup fifa for reg xbox i am willing to sell or trade. its a great game but i have 360 now. I also would trade nba 2k7 for nba live 07 on 360 if anyone is interested.

I'm in portland.

I got pandora on the laptop..

RA tha rugged man- 'til my heart stops

So I went to colorado to explore

Actually I went to snowboard and without a job pass i cant afford a lift score.

I get bored.

Hangin at nick's chick's store, I cants take shit no more.

I slid tryin not ta twist my twiggs, skiddin on the icey strip in my nicely dressed kicks.

Pricey to afford shoes with grips in Aspen's hoiwty toiwt cit.

One interview down hope not many to go.

This bitter dudes down can't cope without jibbin' the snow.

Need vitamin D lights out by 430

X-games finally somethin' to excite this ol dirty..