offense74 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I watched "The predator" the other day and got all pepped by all the macho bs in the movie. We need a thread filled with macho qoutes from movies etc. I'll start.From the predator:First guy: -Your bleeding!Second guy: -I ain't got time to bleed.First guy: -Got time to duck? Then a shootout marathon takes place where even Dick Cheney would stand helpless, sucking his thumb and calling for his mommy.Awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 Oh, and it's almost rude not to mention Bruce Lee in this thread.After a guy displays his abilities on a wooden thingy:Boards don't hit back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I don't remember macho movies very well. Some John Carpenter movies probably have good quotes but I can't remember any. Here's some of my favorites that well maybe aren't really macho. "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? YOU'VE TOUCHED MY ASS PENNIES!" (Upright Citizens Brigade.) "YOU THINK I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT!" (Sergeant Luenatic talking to god after looking in the bucket of truth. UCB) "Just wait till the dead babies start marching." Herve Villechaize (de plane, deplane!) explaining his plan to take over the world in The Forbidden Zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I loved the UCB. Remember the poo stick? It is still on or can you buy it on dvd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Never mind I found it. http://www.uprightcitizens.org/ucbdvd/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaSiren Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Macho quotes:"Go ahead, make my day" - Sudden Impact "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone With The Wind "I'll be back" - Terminator "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I loved the UCB. Remember the poo stick? It is still on or can you buy it on dvd?There's a....thingy you can sign to try to get CC to release seasons 2 and 3. They're better than season 1. Yes i remember the poo stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Pretty much anything Chuck Norris says is macho. I'll think of some others too, because some are totally cheesy, but they rule at the same time. I know Arnold has had many! Good fun thread, I look forward to reading more movie one-liners that are just too sweet! -Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willpeavy Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life? Conan the Barbarian: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roid_rage Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I think any dialogue in "phantom commando"... best movie ever if you like simple plots containing tons of heros, action and muscles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 From Commando, one of my favorite movies (I may have a few words put in incorrectly, but oh well, something like this): Arnold: Sally, remember when I promised I'd kill you last (while holding him by his ankle hanging over a clif) Sally: That's right, you did. Arnold: I lied (and he dropped him) ....And at the end of the movie, "Let off some steam Bennett!" I will think of more. I'm not really a macho movie watcher, and don't watch a ton of movies in general. I'm sure Will Smith has some real "winners" when it comes to one-liners. He was much cooler as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compassionategirl Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 "You think your bigtime? You're gonna f****n' die bigtime." I also cant remember which of Al Pacino's movies this is from. Scarface? Carlito's way? Denise already noted by other favourite from The Godfather about the offer he cant refuse... Anyway, I pretty much love every line of Al Pacinos in every movie - he is one of my favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollegeB Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 This is from Army of Darkness: "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" And since offense started us off with some bleeding quotes I think the black night dialogue from the Holy Grail is appropriate... ARTHUR| A man of your strength and skill would be the chief of all my knights ...|| BLACK KNIGHT| Never.|ARTHURYou make me sad. But so be it. Come Patsy. As he moves, the BLACK KNIGHT bars the way. BLACK KNIGHTNone shall pass. ARTHURWhat? BLACK KNIGHTNone shall pass. ARTHURI have no quarrel with you, brave Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. BLACK KNIGHTThen you shall die. ARTHURI command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside. BLACK KNIGHTI move for no man. ARTHURSo be it! ARTHUR draws his sword and approaches the BLACK KNIGHT. A furiousfight now starts lasting about fifteen seconds at which point ARTHURdelivers a mighty blow which completely severs the BLACK KNIGHT's leftarm at the shoulder. ARTHUR steps back triumphantly. ARTHURNow stand aside worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT(Glancing at his shoulder)'Tis but a scratch. ARTHURA scratch? Your arm's off. BLACK KNIGHTNo, it isn't. ARTHUR(Pointing to the arm on ground)Well, what's that then? BLACK KNIGHTI've had worse. ARTHURYou're a liar. BLACK KNIGHTCome on you pansy! Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACKKNIGHT's other arm off, also at the shoulder. The arm plus sword, lieson the ground. ARTHURVictory is mine.(sinking to his knees)I thank thee O Lord that in thy ... BLACK KNIGHTCome on then. ARTHURWhat? He kicks ARTHUR hard on the side of the helmet. ARTHUR gets up stillholding his sword. The BLACK KNIGHT comes after him kicking. ARTHURYou are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine. BLACK KNIGHTHad enough? ARTHURYou stupid bastard. You haven't got any arms left. BLACK KNIGHTCourse I have. ARTHURLook! BLACK KNIGHTWhat! Just a flesh wound.(kicks ARTHUR) ARTHURStop that. BLACK KNIGHT(kicking him)Had enough ... ? ARTHURI'll have your leg. He is kicked. Right! The BLACK KNIGHT kicks him again and ARTHUR chops his leg off. TheBLACK KNIGHT keeps his balance with difficulty. BLACK KNIGHTI'll do you for that. ARTHURYou'll what ... ? BLACK KNIGHTCome Here. ARTHURWhat are you going to do. bleed on me? BLACK KNIGHTI'm invincible! ARTHURYou're a loony. BLACK KNIGHTThe Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you! ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright. BLACK KNIGHTAll right, we'll call it a draw. ARTHURCome, Patsy. ARTHUR and PATSY start to cross the bridge. BLACK KNIGHT Running away eh? You yellow bastard, Come back here andtake what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Thanks Brian, I enjoyed reading that and recalling the memories of watching it many years ago. I don't watch a lot of tough guy movies so I'm struggling to think of awesome lines, but when I notice something awesome (which I'll be looking for) in a movie or on TV I'll post it here -Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 From "kindergarten cop" (I think): Arnie (Schwarzenegger) comes to a party of "bad guys". He has his way with them (as only he can) and a dude in a sofa looks terrified and asks him: The dude: -Who are you?Arnie: Aj am ze party poopa'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 And of course Ivan Drago before the match from one of the rocky movies: I must brake you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I have a feeling that Arnold will be quoted more than anyone in this thread And yes, that Drago quote is great too. We used to say that on our soccer team all the time back in high school. -Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 "You think your bigtime? You're gonna f****n' die bigtime." I also cant remember which of Al Pacino's movies this is from. Scarface? Carlito's way? Denise already noted by other favourite from The Godfather about the offer he cant refuse... Anyway, I pretty much love every line of Al Pacinos in every movie - he is one of my favourites.How can you forget this one:Say hello to my little friend! Or the inches speech from any given sunday:I don't know what to say really.Three minutesto the biggest battle of our professional livesall comes down to today.Eitherwe healas a teamor we are going to crumble.Inch by inchplay by playtill we're finished.We are in hell right now, gentlemenbelieve meandwe can stay hereand get the shit kicked out of usorwe can fight our wayback into the light.We can climb out of hell.One inch, at a time. Now I can't do it for you.I'm too old.I look around and I see these young facesand I thinkI meanI made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.I uh....I pissed away all my moneybelieve it or not.I chased offanyone who has ever loved me.And lately,I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know when you get old in lifethings get taken from you.That's, that's part of life.But,you only learn that when you start losing stuff.You find out that life is just a game of inches.So is football.Because in either gamelife or footballthe margin for error is so small.I meanone half step too late or to earlyyou don't quite make it.One half second too slow or too fastand you don't quite catch it.The inches we need are everywhere around us.They are in ever break of the gameevery minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inchOn this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around usto pieces for that inch.We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.Cause we knowwhen we add up all those inchesthat's going to make the fucking differencebetween WINNING and LOSINGbetween LIVING and DYING. I'll tell you thisin any fightit is the guy who is willing to diewho is going to win that inch.And I knowif I am going to have any life anymoreit is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inchbecause that is what LIVING is.The six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it.You gotta look at the guy next to you.Look into his eyes.Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.You are going to see a guywho will sacrifice himself for this teambecause he knows when it comes down to it,you are gonna do the same thing for him. That's a team, gentlemenand either we heal now, as a team,or we will die as individuals.That's football guys.That's all it is.Now, whattaya gonna do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odidnetne Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Hasn't anyone seen Army of Darkness with Bruce Willis? "Good....bad...I'm the guy with the gun." And, while it's not very macho, I think when he tells the people in the Medieval times to "Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart", that's just too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Hey Odidnetne, Yeah, we got that one already College B listed it on page one, but no problem listing it again, it must be a popular one. I'll listen for more -Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roid_rage Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Arnold in "Pumping iron" "The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it's really tight, it's like someone is blowing air into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as coming is, you know, as having sex with a woman and coming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of coming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I am coming day and night! I mean that's terrific, right? Ha ha ha. So I am in heaven" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robert Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 HaHa, I remember that part of course That is a great movie and yet another Arnold quote I think there were some pretty tough words exchanged between Simba and Scar in the Lion King. Something about a "challenge." Or maybe I'm thinking of the late Mufassa at the beginning in the cave. -Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CollegeB Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 That was not bruce willis in army of darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Chuck Norris in some movie I forget:"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathryn Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Hasn't anyone seen Army of Darkness with Bruce Willis? "Good....bad...I'm the guy with the gun." I've seen it, but it was Bruce Campbell, not Bruce Willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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