veganmonk Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Starting this thread here like on VF... Talking Pig:http://www.bizarro.com/videos/mov/VeganVideoWeb.mov Jokes/Cartoons etc..:http://www.bizarro.com/vegan/index.htm Zoo Bears:http://www.boredatwork.net/funny-video/funny-bears/ Hungry Vegan Chubby Vegan: Steven the Vegan Chef: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie kray Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 LOL i like those. they are hilarious! i think my favorite is Steven the Vegan chef. i have had that conversation so many times! the ridiculous questions people ask us. "what if a monkey made you a sandwich? would you eat it?" HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Humans the Earth's Parasites: http://www.dump.com/links.php?link=1042633&c=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveliberate Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Ouch... not exactly humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Ya definatly not "funny" humor, but something that was done really really well I think, and in one of those fashions that is easy to watch and easy to understand, yet with a serious message behind it. I guess it's serious humor. I don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie kray Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 i like that ad, hope you don't mind me posting it in other boards. i guess the following quote from George Carlin could be considered animal rights humor: "I cheer when a bull at Pamplona sinks his horns deep into the lower intestines of some drunken European macho swine. And my cheers grow louder when the victim is a young American macho-jock tourist asshole. Especially if the bull is able to swing the second horn around and catch the guy right in the nuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 i like that ad, hope you don't mind me posting it in other boards. i guess the following quote from George Carlin could be considered animal rights humor: "I cheer when a bull at Pamplona sinks his horns deep into the lower intestines of some drunken European macho swine. And my cheers grow louder when the victim is a young American macho-jock tourist asshole. Especially if the bull is able to swing the second horn around and catch the guy right in the nuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnie kray Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 some more observations by George Carlin on the differences between humans and animals: "we like to think we've evolved and advanced because we can build a computer, fly an airplane, travel underwater, we can write a sonnet, paint a painting, compose an opera. but you know something? we're barely out of the jungle. what we are, is semi-civilized beasts with baseball caps and automatic weapons. humans do some really interesting things. like besides killing ourselves, we also kill each other. and we are the only ones who do that. we are the only species that deliberately kills members of their own species for personal gain... or pleasure. sometimes it's just fun. we're also the only species that deliberately kills members of another species for personal gain... or pleasure. that's what hunters do, they kill for pleasure. that's us, human beings.... murderers. assasination: we always kill people who tell us to live together in peace. jesus, gandhi, john kennedy, bobby kennedy, martin luther king, john lennon, they all said "try to live together in peace" BANG! right in the fucking head. we're not ready for that. it's difficult behaviour for us. genocide: killing a large number of people simply because they dont' look like you, they don't talk like you, and they don't wear the same kind of hat you do. ever notice that? anytime you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good that they are wearing different kinds of hats. keep an eye on that, it might be important. torture: another one of our heartwarming human activites we picked up along the way. torturing each other. animals don't do that. one more of our charming activities: necrophilia. now there's a hobby for you. fucking a corpse. takes a special kind of guy. ing, but it happens, more than you might think. well... it happens among humans. animals don't do that... animals don't fuck their dead. a rat will do a lot of gross things, but he will not fuck a dead rat. it wouldn't even occur to him. only a human would think to fuck someone who just died. we gotta be the most interesting critters on the planet. by the way, you may notice that all these activities i'm mentioning: murder, assasination, torture, genocide, necrophilia. these are all things that humans do. not animals, those creatures we feel superior to." taken from the cd Life Is Worth Losing, George Carlin live at the Beacon Theatre NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 Do you know what a vegan is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Here's a great collection of veggie cartoons: http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Games/Comedy/cartoons/cartoons.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last of the Sane Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Do you know what a vegan is? Morons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finbarrio Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Here's a great collection of veggie cartoons: http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Games/Comedy/cartoons/cartoons.htm I like this one... http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Games/Comedy/cartoons/dilbertcult.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last of the Sane Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 The dilbert-cult comic is great! Printed it out immediately! Sacco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 This one is so very sad... http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Games/Comedy/cartoons/heart-attack3_2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finbarrio Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Budweiser on the subject of salads and how people get fooled by the word salad:Giant taco salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tofuPUNK Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Love this one: http://www.grimmy.com/images/MGG_Archive/MGG_2006/MGG0301.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odidnetne Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 I was going to post the link to Steven the Vegan yesterday! I *LOVE* that video. I heard that the guy might even be vegan himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 80's Music Video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTsnVBwGm2c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmonk Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 The Simpsons Meat and You:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-_nvPjYpvg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 lol the Steven one was funny."what if you were in an island?"typical question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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