MadamePhilosophy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 So, as vegans we are all used to the ignorant preconceived notions about us. Well, I've grown to really like cooking. My clinical school group were all bringing a dish for our last day. I made three dishes (because I knew nothing else would be vegan), I made vegan spinach lasagna, vegan pizza, and vegan cupcakes. I didn't tell anyone that what I made was vegan, and I was the last one to eat. They all complimented my skills . My clinical group consists of four girls like this http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/images/5065.jpg and one guy like this http://thegoddessblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1.jpg. The girls in the group often try to challenge my beliefs, and usually end up looking silly because I'm always prepared for crap like that. They are also constantly trying to impress the guy in the group, flirting, flipping their hair, applying makeup (yes, @ the hospital), talking about girly things, and pretending to be completely ignorant about cars/politics/anything in a man's normal domain. It's really nauseating. Anyway, I grabbed a plate and got some of my homeade food. The girls kind of took a double-take of their own plates and go, "Oh my God, is this vegan crap?" I smiled and said, "Yeah, and for vegan crap you inhaled it pretty damn fast." One makes a gagging impression, the other a look of , and the other looks pissed that I didn't tell everyone it was vegan. Mind you, one of the girls mentioned made lasagna as well. Sexy man, who is usually quiet and ambivalent to us all says, "I thought this food was awesome, I liked Sam's lasagna more than Jen's." Muahahahhahahaha!!!!!http://www.eviltester.com/slogan_pics/smirk_right_with_laugh.jpg "I love meat. Real girls eat meat." Says Jenny, the girls start snickering in agreement. "I don't know. I kind of think vegans are sexy. I've actually been thinking about it since Sam started telling me more. There's something really amazing about people who actually do something about what they believe in, instead of just talking about it." Says sexy man, who by the way has never voiced an opinion on veganism the whole semester. Take that! http://images.cafepress.com/product/58488005v6_150x150_Front_Color-AshGrey.JPG Oh yeah baby. That's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobbly Lifter Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Always nice to get unexpected support. Esp. from a cutie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelhobson Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Some people are such pricks and ignorant on top of that! Nice that the hot dude stuck the proverbial knife in them and then twisted it at just the right moment. Poetic justice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcina Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Woot! That's an awesome story. I bet those girls feel like assholes now bwa hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pink Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 It would have topped the cake too if the sexy man admitted( Hey I'm vegan. ) That would have been so hilarious. Seriously those people were stupid. Anyone who tries food and likes it but then gags when they find out it's actually healthy are 100 percent ignorant, childish idiots. It just pisses me off when people do that. I mean Fucking seriously. You said you liked it. So what purpose is there to Gag? It's like what little immature children do. Boy: Yummy mommy this drink is delicious what is in it?Mom: SpinachBoy: *GAGGING* Ewww I'm going to turn into a plant now. Okay I'm done with my rant now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmama Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 hahahahahaha great story... thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schopenhauer Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I LOVE that story!! Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veganmaster Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Sha-Bang!!! Excellent!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopussoir Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Its funny how just pasta and veggies can turn someone off, but yet thats whats in regular lasagna just no meat or cheese. People can be retarded sometimes. If you watch the movie Semi-Pro there is a vehicle with letters all over the back saying: "if God didnt intend for us to eat animals he wouldnt have made them out of meat." So wrong on so many different levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjohanx Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 awesome stuff! i really enjoy your story sharing! keep thm coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT! Keep them there stories coming. In my book, you're even better than your lasagna (and I bet that's saying a lot)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offense74 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I love reading your stories!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Your Man Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Lol what the hell is that t-shirt "real girls eat meat" ?? what the hell is that, what kind of girls wear that ? I guess stupid girls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamePhilosophy Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"" http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT121904S.jpg “'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'” http://regulus2.azstarnet.com/blogs/images/5065.jpg I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcina Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Lol I don't know how someone so stupid can still have a heartbeat. I guess when you're rich you can pay someone to think for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medman Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Lol I don't know how someone so stupid can still have a heartbeat. I guess when you're rich you can pay someone to think for you. I think maybe it's more that when you are rich, nobody expects you to do any thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Great story! (wish I knew more people like that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liftandcode Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Wow. That story totally made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Great story madame. I love your stories as they are all set in 'the hospital' Its like our own little hospital soap on the forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bella Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I LOVE that story!! Why do people have to be such ignorant assclowns??? They're only hurting themselves, as well as being a constant source of amusement for people like us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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