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Anorexic girls are awesome. I don't find gluttony attractive. What? You don't like BIG MAMA? Is that a movie? Anyway, no. And I don't think anorexia is a disorder.

I guess anorexics love those foods: not only they get zero calories, they even get minus 50 calories if they eat nothing but cabbage. Anorexic girls are awesome. I don't find gluttony attractive.

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were 2 guys and a dog. The guys were standing standing, and the dog was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the dog's head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the dog in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Herehere.

PROTEST DEH VEGETARYANS

Obviously PETA doesn't force women to appear in their ads. They do it of their own free will. The women's groups protest that PETA uses sex to bring attention to their point, not that they mistreat women.

BURN the heretic! WHEN WITCHES RULE THE WORLD, YOU WILL BE THE HERETIC!!!

She's got me spending, spending all your money on me, and spending time on me. She's got me spending, spending all your money on me. On me.

Oh my God, I just ate two full things of tofu and now I'm feeling strong urges to look at naked pictures of guys on the Interwebz WHAT IS GOING ON!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!1 HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Wait, so she miscarries, but decides to bring the (dead) baby up anyway? Or am I misunderstanding the plot?

Acai Berry is a scam. It's just a regular fruit, and while it may be healthy, it isn't going to help you burn calories and build muscle anymore than any other fruit. Google "acai berry scam" to find reviews from those who used the product and saw no results.

You look white to me... Just saying.

They should have added a little disclaimer at the bottom: "Note: Though eating dairy products may help you lose weight, it can also cause a lot of cows to be horribly mistreated. To find out more about the abuse of cows for your dairy products, visit cowsarecool.com."

That looks like a really depressing diet.

OMG I LOVE SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH

If they don't want people who haven't been to their seminar working at the restaurant, that's their choice.

I agree with most of the article, but I still think vegetarianism can be a good sort of stepping stone to veganism. Going vegan all at once can be scary to some people; once they see how easy going vegetarian is, going vegan from there might be a lot less intimidating.

I usually like The Onion but that was just ridiculous. I tend to find it funnier when they say something that's true or could be true in a funny way, rather than just say things that are completely false. I think the former takes a lot more talent and wit.

By psychological age I meant mental age... so if mentally is a different story, you do differentiate... Sorry I thought it said "physiological age". I miss read it. "I wear it on the inside" pertains to physical aspects not mental ones. Ah, okay.

I selected other. Comparing Facebook with Twitter is like comparing almonds with bread and butter. They both serve completely different purposes and are useful for different things.

I don't differentiate between my actual, or psychological age. I ams what I ams. Now mentally is a different story. By psychological age I meant mental age... so if mentally is a different story, you do differentiate...

Wait, I could be misinterpreting, but does that mean you are old on the inside? If so, I would think that would be a bad thing. Of course, I could have misunderstood the joke. I once heard a quote: "You are always the same age on the inside." It means that I wear my real age on the inside. But the person who hears it will make the determination of whether I mean real age, or older. Gah, sorry, I'm still confused. When you say real age do you mean the number of years since you were born, or your psychological age?

Obama got elected because of a great campaign and strong public speaking skills... sadly, these things do not necessarily mean he will be liked so much once he gets elected. I didn't even vote for him, but I still think that now that he has been elected despite his lack of experience and distinct socialist policies (...or maybe partly because of them), we should stick with him until the end of his term. I don't want another "Impeach, Impeach, Impeach" fiasco.

Wait, I could be misinterpreting, but does that mean you are old on the inside? If so, I would think that would be a bad thing. Of course, I could have misunderstood the joke. I once heard a quote: "You are always the same age on the inside."

If parents don't want there kids knowing what goes into their "happy" meals, they probably shouldn't be buying them. I don't understand this attitude people seem to take. It's like they get mad at the people telling them what they are supporting but don't care that they're supporting it. Cruelty to animals is sickening. They are innocent; they are helpless. They should not be abused. McDonald's ran a TV show awhile back that said that hamburgers grew in fields and loved to be eaten. These kids have a right to know the truth about what their choices support, no matter what age they are.